I find the quickest way to get rid of religious callers is to tell them I am a Satanist, and happy with my religion. That gets rid of about 25% of them on the spot. The other 75% get preached back at, I have a lovely speech that uses biblical references to prove that God is really the evil one and Satan is our true saviour. I have never got to the end of it before they leave.
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