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I just want to pull my hair out and light myself of fire when I hear people spouting God's Will. That nutjob doesn't know what God's Will is. As a matter of fact, I ran into God the other day at the Stop and Go. He was getting a chili dog and a diet coke (ha) and I asked him about it. His response:
"That bitch is wack yo! I don't care what ya'll do wit cho laws and shit. I gave you mo-fo's free will, so if you screw it up, don't go blaming it on me. The only thing I ever told you was Be excellent to each other. Everything else was made up by you dumb fucks."
Then he asked me where he could score some blow. Of course that may not have been the same God as Katherine was talking about. There are so many Gods it's hard to keep track.
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