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Originally Posted by Greenie
I remember asking him if his parents were proud of his career  |
"Mom, Dad....I make fake baby batter and create simulated facial cumshots."
"Ya mean like for PORNOGRAPHY?"
"Umm, no, umm, think Got Milk? Only on a naked actress who had just taken a pounding from a stunt cock who couldnt shoot another drop without bleeding from his balls...so I create his psuedo climatical love juice."
"Well, honey, as long as you're the best fake baby batter maker there is..thats all that matters."