Question For The Guys: Why facials?

Greenguy · 2008-05-14, 08:05 AM

I do remember a guy introducing himself to the members of the old Condom/Netpond board - he worked for a company that edited pics & his job was to add cum to the faces of the girls - I guess when you use the same guy for all your shoots, his loads were less than spectacular by the end of the day & this guy was there to solve that little problem.

I remember asking him if his parents were proud of his career

NY Jester · 2008-05-14, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

I remember asking him if his parents were proud of his career

"Mom, Dad....I make fake baby batter and create simulated facial cumshots."

"Ya mean like for PORNOGRAPHY?"

"Umm, no, umm, think Got Milk? Only on a naked actress who had just taken a pounding from a stunt cock who couldnt shoot another drop without bleeding from his balls...so I create his psuedo climatical love juice."

"Well, honey, as long as you're the best fake baby batter maker there is..thats all that matters."

2008-05-14, 08:05 AM	#1
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