Worked on the script for
http://www.women-in-bondage.info/ again yesterday, so today I am becoming a stats monster again, checking them way too often, hoping to see an impossibly large jump in traffic after an impossibly short length of time!
Between checking stats I am writing ads for paysites. How many different ways can you say "Come and watch women get tied up. See them get whipped so gently it would not disturb the skin of a rice pudding (but the girls moan, and pull faces, really hamming it up to try and convince you that it actually hurts).Then they suffer a bit of unrealistic torture. And finally they indulge in a bit of sexual activity that they first pretend to hate, then slowly come round to enjoying it as they pretend that man is the true master, and the way for a woman to be fully satisfied is to be treated like a sex slave."
OK, maybe I'm a little less honest than that. But after a while it really gets boring writing this shit!
And you wonder why I am on a film production course, trying to start a new career where I never ever again have to write shit like "
REAL naked women in
REAL bondage
SUFFER at the hands of
CRUEL MASTERS!!!!!!!!!"
So what am I doing today? Well basically I appear to be having a mid life crisis!