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First of May and it is as cold as Midwinter. If there are any priests reading this, please could you contact God and tell him he is fucking up on the weather front.
Weirdly, Yesterday (which was as cold as today - nearly freezing point with wind chill factors that probably took it to below freezing) there was a guy in the park sitting in bathing shorts and nothing else.
One of the books I publish is by a dominatrix and is basically just a list of orders for masochists to obey. I haven't read it since I proof read it about ten years ago, I must take a look and see if one of the orders is "Choose a really cold day, then sit outside in the park in as little as you can legally wear."
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