Puppy News
Oh joy, the housekeeper has given the ridgeback a quacking duck to go with his farting raccoon and squeaking monkey. I guess I am not destined to get any sleep tonight!
Although, at the moment he is more interested in his campaign to make the cats his friends. Good luck with that!
Nope. while I was typing that last sentence he realised he was more likely to have some luck with quacky duck than with real live cats. So now all I can hear is him quacking his duck (no, that is not an euphemism).