This morning I took delivery of a big bag of ladies lingerie and fantasy wear (factory seconds - size:large). Not because I'm looking for a girlfriend and am trying to entice one in using factory second lingerie as a lure (or at least that is what I told the judge, and he believed me). But because I'm playing "mix and match" to try and come up with my leading lady's costume (cross between "Italian Mad Max rip off" and "Whose That Girl" era Madonna - remember?).
Trouble is: To get a good idea you really need to see it on an actual lady, and I don't currently have one of those. So I set up a full length mirror and was trying it on myself trying to decide what it would look like on a real, genuine, woman person of the opposite gender (rather than what it looked like on a fat hairy old man).
After I had been trying women's sexy lingerie on for about ten minutes it crossed my mind that, since I live in a ground floor street side apartment, it was probably not a good idea to do this in front of the window!
