Still tidying up my
jokes website! It should only have taken a couple of days, not three weeks and counting. But the problem is that it is such a dull, repetitive job, that instead of sitting down and doing it all at once, I usually only get about an hour's work done before saying "Fuck this for a game of toy soldiers" and buggering off to do something less boring instead.
What I need is an intern. Someone I can dump all the repetitive shit onto, pay him/her nothing, and in return teach them everything they need to know to be successful adult webmasters.
My side of the deal will be easy. I'll just sit them down at the end of the day and say "There is no money left in porn anymore. Greenguy and Cleo took it all in the 1990s."
Then maybe I'll tell them that to make money they need to sell non-porn stuff on their websites - Like a book based on a planet where women rule and men are just slaves!