The biggest Mexican vs American Battle since the Alamo is over

T Pat · 2006-03-03, 10:25 PM

The siege lasted 21 days,14 days of heavy gorilla warfare and terrorist like sneak attacks followed by 7 days of small skirmishes and negotiations.
Though we are both wounded, I don't think there is any permanent damage.
The terms of the truce are.
1,liquidate the boat as soon as possible.
2,Move to Atwater, start looking for a place in Mariposa as soon as we get there (Mariposa is 40 miles from her kids 10 miles from Yosemite).
3,Buy a motor home and go to Gurrero Negro / San Ignacio for six months December 27th.
4,I cant work more than 13 hours a day, 6 days a week
5,She cant give her kids any more money, loans are due in 30 days, must be secured with an asset that can be pawned for twice the amount of the loan, asset will be pawned on the 31st day and pawn slip given to the kid
6,I'm in charge of the money and paying bills, we both start keeping track of all money spent (to help her stop making loans that are never repaid)
7,Set up her computer, and finnish her ebay store and web site
8,Buy her a digital camera so she can join me in photographing sunsets and the green flash
9,She gets her Mexican Citizenship so we can buy property in Mexico
10,Eventually buy property in both places
Summers in Yosemite winters in Mexico where the Gray Whales go to calve, I can live with it.

I threw my back out yesterday just my luck, going to be crappy make up sex, she called about an hour ago from LA so she will be here in an hour

MrYum · 2006-03-04, 01:07 AM

Glad you got things worked out Pat...and with no permanent damage

Best of luck on the wounded make up sex! Put her on top and make her drive...easier on your back

Simon · 2006-03-04, 06:25 AM

Hiya Pat

Sounds like you two have a workable plan there. If you can't be in Mexico, then Yosemite sure can be a nice place. I like the high mountain meadows there. Mono Lake on the other side of the park is memories of Pink Floyd. I like the motorhome idea too. I'm thinking about doing some of that this year.

Good luck on the new path.

Simon

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nothing anybody tells you about marriage helps

docholly · 2006-03-04, 08:33 AM

That's great news and way to use the power of communication!!

Summers in Yosemite and Winter in Mexico.. dayam.. couldn't get any better.. love the idea about the 30 day loans and pawn tickets.. i might have to steal that one!!

SirMoby · 2006-03-04, 10:55 AM

Sounds like you've worked out a beautiful deal for both of you. I'm happy for you.

2006-03-03, 10:25 PM	#1
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	The biggest Mexican vs American Battle since the Alamo is over The siege lasted 21 days,14 days of heavy gorilla warfare and terrorist like sneak attacks followed by 7 days of small skirmishes and negotiations. Though we are both wounded, I don't think there is any permanent damage. The terms of the truce are. 1,liquidate the boat as soon as possible. 2,Move to Atwater, start looking for a place in Mariposa as soon as we get there (Mariposa is 40 miles from her kids 10 miles from Yosemite). 3,Buy a motor home and go to Gurrero Negro / San Ignacio for six months December 27th. 4,I cant work more than 13 hours a day, 6 days a week 5,She cant give her kids any more money, loans are due in 30 days, must be secured with an asset that can be pawned for twice the amount of the loan, asset will be pawned on the 31st day and pawn slip given to the kid 6,I'm in charge of the money and paying bills, we both start keeping track of all money spent (to help her stop making loans that are never repaid) 7,Set up her computer, and finnish her ebay store and web site 8,Buy her a digital camera so she can join me in photographing sunsets and the green flash 9,She gets her Mexican Citizenship so we can buy property in Mexico 10,Eventually buy property in both places Summers in Yosemite winters in Mexico where the Gray Whales go to calve, I can live with it. I threw my back out yesterday just my luck, going to be crappy make up sex, she called about an hour ago from LA so she will be here in an hour __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2006-03-04, 01:07 AM	#2
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Glad you got things worked out Pat...and with no permanent damage Best of luck on the wounded make up sex! Put her on top and make her drive...easier on your back __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2006-03-04, 06:25 AM	#3
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Hiya Pat Sounds like you two have a workable plan there. If you can't be in Mexico, then Yosemite sure can be a nice place. I like the high mountain meadows there. Mono Lake on the other side of the park is memories of Pink Floyd. I like the motorhome idea too. I'm thinking about doing some of that this year. Good luck on the new path. Simon -- nothing anybody tells you about marriage helps __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-03-04, 08:33 AM	#4
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	That's great news and way to use the power of communication!! Summers in Yosemite and Winter in Mexico.. dayam.. couldn't get any better.. love the idea about the 30 day loans and pawn tickets.. i might have to steal that one!! __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

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2006-03-04, 10:55 AM	#5
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Sounds like you've worked out a beautiful deal for both of you. I'm happy for you.