Women and Washing Machines

[papagmp]

Since I'm in the dog house with my roommate - I may as well dig the hole deeper and just bury myself.

What is it with women and washing machines? My roommate has been using my European made Bosch front-loading washing machine for about three weeks - the instructions are in ENGLISH and printed on the front of the machine. Temp, spin speed, etc...

Tonight she put all (and I mean all) of her stripper outfits in the washing machine, turned it to temperature-boost (cold water in then heat it to hotter-than-hot), spin-speed 1200 (max), and rinse-plus (this is the proper setting for 'period panties' - not stripper outfits). Then she came crying to me that the sequins had all been ripped from her panties and her green outfit was blue (the blue one is now light-blue). And somehow this is all my fault

I offered to let her wear my 'whitie-tighties' to work but she didn't see the humor.

She even said I should buy her new outfits - even most of the tags said "hand wash only"