Now WHERE does GG live??

spazlabz · 2005-05-06, 10:14 AM

Lifted from a site

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A REAL TRAVEL ADVENTURE

A rather confused woman called to make reservations; "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." Needless to say, the agent was rather confused by the request. "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, I’m sure," said the client. "What flights to you have?" The agent got on the computer and tried every airport code in the country but couldn't come up with a city named Hippopotamus. She finally got back on the phone and told the person on the other end that she had had no luck locating a city with that name. "Oh, don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured the map of New York state looking for any city that might vaguely sound or look like Hippopotamus. Finally, and as a last ditch effort; asked the woman, "You don’t, by any chance mean Buffalo, do you?" "Oh, right, that's it. I knew it was a big animal."

hahaha made me laugh

Greenguy · 2005-05-06, 02:18 PM

I'm slapping my knee

cockNballs · 2005-05-06, 02:32 PM

It's a long drive from Boston to Hippo NY

MrYum · 2005-05-06, 03:53 PM

Classic! That's great stuff! LOL

Useless · 2005-05-06, 03:59 PM

Well, I'm sure that buffalos closely resembled hippos after they were killed by the white man, skinned, and left to rot and bloat in the prairie sun. So that could lend to the confusion. Right? Maybe not.

dareutwo · 2005-05-07, 12:40 AM

That's a good one!!!

digifan · 2005-05-07, 11:01 PM

Thanks for the laugh

Theproofhouse · 2005-05-07, 11:13 PM

HA ha ha ha!
Love it!

2005-05-06, 02:18 PM	#2
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2005-05-06, 03:53 PM	#4
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2005-05-06, 03:59 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Well, I'm sure that buffalos closely resembled hippos after they were killed by the white man, skinned, and left to rot and bloat in the prairie sun. So that could lend to the confusion. Right? Maybe not. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-05-07, 12:40 AM	#6
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2005-05-07, 11:01 PM	#7
digifan ...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: In your dreams, baby Posts: 3,835	Thanks for the laugh __________________ Webair Rocks

2005-05-06, 02:32 PM	#3
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	It's a long drive from Boston to Hippo NY

2005-05-07, 11:13 PM	#8
Theproofhouse Lord help me, I'm just not that bright Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 106	HA ha ha ha! Love it!