Welcome To The Ice Age

Greenguy · 2005-06-23, 09:41 PM

is quite upset & he is smiting everyone.

Nature needs to balance itself out & there's just a couple too many pornographers walking on his lovely earth.

So this is our Ice Age. Not everyone will be wiped out. Some live in warmer climates (basically every place on Earth that isn't flying a US flag)

The gov't (in this case, the FSC members) will be hustled into bunkers with plenty of warm blankets & canned peaches.

Of course, I'm a member of the FSC, but I doubt I'm safe. When I registered, I thought that by putting my website as greenguysboard.com would be a good move - sorta like a statement that we're here to help. I "donated" based on the money that the board makes & based on their "donation" guidelines page at the time (it's changed many, many, many times)

The board however, is in Jim's name - it's on his server - I'm just a pretty face

So let's say that I show up to get my spot in the bunker - my wife, who co-owns the company, is not on the list

The name of the URL I registered is not in my name

My biggest site is not on the FSC list

I assume I'd be directed towards the shuttle to the sun that's full of B-list celebrities

Moral of the story - the Ice Age is here.

I'm going to play poker before that's banned as well

Smutferret · 2005-06-23, 09:54 PM

You can deal me in GG, I'm through borrowing trouble!

If Shrub wants to take one of us down there probably nothing to be done anyhow.

Regards,
SF

PS - It's a very pretty face!

cosmiccat · 2005-06-23, 10:12 PM

Brrrrrrrrrrrr......

Jim · 2005-06-23, 10:40 PM

Bring it on Cocksuckers

nordberg25 · 2005-06-23, 10:43 PM

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Jim · 2005-06-23, 10:44 PM

Strangely enough...I could go for an online poker tournament. Let me know when you are playing Greenie.

spookyx · 2005-06-23, 10:48 PM

I am just going to list my 2257 info as

Michael Jackson
Neverland Ranch etc...

the DOJ will be so excited they will not even double check before they raid him

Jim · 2005-06-23, 10:51 PM

Greenie, I make this offer to you and only you. I know both of us trust eachother with our lives. Put your stuff in my name. I will be happy to take the heat.

As my Great Grandma NeNe used to say...
Bring it on Cocksuckers.

PR_Tom · 2005-06-23, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spookyx

I am just going to list my 2257 info as

Michael Jackson
Neverland Ranch etc...

the DOJ will be so excited they will not even double check before they raid him

I'm going to steal all of your images and post your 2257 compliance statement on my domains too. lmao |clown|

juggernaut · 2005-06-24, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim

Greenie, I make this offer to you and only you. I know both of us trust eachother with our lives. Put your stuff in my name. I will be happy to take the heat.

As my Great Grandma NeNe used to say...
Bring it on Cocksuckers.

It's stuff like this that makes me stay at this board. I dont know Jim to well or GG or anyone on this board for that matter. But I know good people when I read them.

Useless · 2005-06-24, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by juggernaut

It's stuff like this that makes me stay at this board. I dont know Jim to well or GG or anyone on this board for that matter. But I know good people when I read them.

That damned Jim is always looking for a way to get his hands on link 0 rama.

Jim · 2005-06-24, 07:31 AM

Greenie knows that link-o-rama would be safe in my name. It would be only in my name and I would even give up my accesss to it. We are members of a secret organization that I can't speak of. But we do truly trust eachother with our lives.

Jim · 2005-06-24, 07:32 AM

I guess I can give out one basic rule of our organization. If one member asks another member to do something, they can't say no.

Greenguy · 2005-06-24, 08:37 AM

Before all this started, I really was thinking of taking all the banners off the Link O'Rama - this was just a really good excuse to try it out (and it seems to have made no differance in sales, so who cares)

I am of course looking into putting all my content into Jim's name. Domains, on the other hand, there's no need to do anything like that at this time, trust or not.

Linkster · 2005-06-24, 08:55 AM

Greenie - you are totally right - there is no reason to do it - it doesnt buy anything as the way the law has always been written, they can still inspect you for things taken down 5 years ago. Thats why after I saw you taking down all your banners - I started testing it on some of my category pages as well - and actually havent seen any difference in sales either. Only thing I have seen is a drop in bandwidth LOL - so a little savings in the bucket

Jim · 2005-06-24, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Before all this started, I really was thinking of taking all the banners off the Link O'Rama - this was just a really good excuse to try it out (and it seems to have made no differance in sales, so who cares)

I am of course looking into putting all my content into Jim's name. Domains, on the other hand, there's no need to do anything like that at this time, trust or not.

Content is fine as well my friend. You know there is nothing I would not do for you. Seriously...you do know that.

2005-06-23, 09:41 PM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,805	Welcome To The Ice Age is quite upset & he is smiting everyone. Nature needs to balance itself out & there's just a couple too many pornographers walking on his lovely earth. So this is our Ice Age. Not everyone will be wiped out. Some live in warmer climates (basically every place on Earth that isn't flying a US flag) The gov't (in this case, the FSC members) will be hustled into bunkers with plenty of warm blankets & canned peaches. Of course, I'm a member of the FSC, but I doubt I'm safe. When I registered, I thought that by putting my website as greenguysboard.com would be a good move - sorta like a statement that we're here to help. I "donated" based on the money that the board makes & based on their "donation" guidelines page at the time (it's changed many, many, many times) The board however, is in Jim's name - it's on his server - I'm just a pretty face So let's say that I show up to get my spot in the bunker - my wife, who co-owns the company, is not on the list The name of the URL I registered is not in my name My biggest site is not on the FSC list I assume I'd be directed towards the shuttle to the sun that's full of B-list celebrities Moral of the story - the Ice Age is here. I'm going to play poker before that's banned as well __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-06-23, 09:54 PM	#2
Smutferret No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: MA, USA Posts: 231	You can deal me in GG, I'm through borrowing trouble! If Shrub wants to take one of us down there probably nothing to be done anyhow. Regards, SF PS - It's a very pretty face! __________________ Pornication Web Cams TGPX by JMB Software

2005-06-23, 10:12 PM	#3
cosmiccat You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 351	Brrrrrrrrrrrr...... __________________ Submit your galleries to Margo's Whorehouse

2005-06-23, 10:43 PM	#5
nordberg25 Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 27	Well greenguy, if I can reel you in to a poker site that you haven't signed up for yet...Click Here. Almost $1,000 bucks in new player sign up bonuses, take a look! __________________ Bloggers submit your blogs to our blog directory Trade webcam traffic

2005-06-24, 08:37 AM	#14
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,805	Before all this started, I really was thinking of taking all the banners off the Link O'Rama - this was just a really good excuse to try it out (and it seems to have made no differance in sales, so who cares) I am of course looking into putting all my content into Jim's name. Domains, on the other hand, there's no need to do anything like that at this time, trust or not. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-06-23, 10:40 PM	#4
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Bring it on Cocksuckers

2005-06-23, 10:44 PM	#6
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Strangely enough...I could go for an online poker tournament. Let me know when you are playing Greenie.

2005-06-23, 10:48 PM	#7
spookyx Kodak Ghosts Run Amok Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hobbs End Posts: 1,718	I am just going to list my 2257 info as Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch etc... the DOJ will be so excited they will not even double check before they raid him

2005-06-23, 10:51 PM	#8
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Greenie, I make this offer to you and only you. I know both of us trust eachother with our lives. Put your stuff in my name. I will be happy to take the heat. As my Great Grandma NeNe used to say... Bring it on Cocksuckers.

2005-06-24, 07:31 AM	#12
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Greenie knows that link-o-rama would be safe in my name. It would be only in my name and I would even give up my accesss to it. We are members of a secret organization that I can't speak of. But we do truly trust eachother with our lives.

2005-06-24, 07:32 AM	#13
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I guess I can give out one basic rule of our organization. If one member asks another member to do something, they can't say no.

2005-06-24, 08:55 AM	#15
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Greenie - you are totally right - there is no reason to do it - it doesnt buy anything as the way the law has always been written, they can still inspect you for things taken down 5 years ago. Thats why after I saw you taking down all your banners - I started testing it on some of my category pages as well - and actually havent seen any difference in sales either. Only thing I have seen is a drop in bandwidth LOL - so a little savings in the bucket __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash