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2005-11-20, 10:26 AM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Earth on occasion
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Some of my favorite dumping lines...
All my Ex's need not reply
 I need more time and more space. That's why I'm moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I'll call you ...the minute I get there. Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU All my friends at the gay bar said I should go through with the sex change, what do you think? The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it. You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you. Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries? Oh, hi Julie...erm...Amanda? Judy? Oh, I remember now, its Cindy, right? Tanya? Does it start with a 'T'? I'm awfully sorry, but I have asexual tendencies... (for Simon) Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement. I have a zillion more but I don't ant to bore you too much. lol |
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2005-11-20, 11:04 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
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Reminds me... I need to go see if she's finished the bread and water I gave her last week. 
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2005-11-20, 11:06 AM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Dumped
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2005-11-20, 11:08 AM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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 Good stuff Surfn! |
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2005-11-20, 02:00 PM
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feeling a bit better
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Here's one:
I'm sorry but I can only date one sister per family at a time.
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2005-11-20, 02:27 PM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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And another:
We won't be able to spend as much time together. My wife is getting out on parole next week.
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2005-11-20, 04:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Montreal
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It's not me, it's you
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2005-11-20, 05:10 PM
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a.k.a. Sparky
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA
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man if I had a dollar for every time a girl said that to me.. I'd be cruising the med in my yacht off the shores of my summer home in the South of Spain contemplating my trip home to my winter home in Florida with an eye on scheduling my springtime trip to my residence in Cozumel.
But I digress.... I don't think I can think of any favorite lines used when women dumped me. 
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2005-11-20, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Montreal
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nonono I didn't say "It's not you, it's me" |
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2005-11-20, 09:06 PM
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a.k.a. Sparky
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA
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You are right emmanuelle. I misread it.
So, I guess add a helicopter in there for travelling from my docked yacht to the surfside properties.
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2005-11-20, 09:40 PM
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feeling a bit better
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How about this classic:
I think we should just be friends.
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2005-11-20, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Montreal
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When a woman says that, she really means "Your hands will never touch my body again"  |
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2005-11-20, 11:26 PM
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Eighteen 'til I Die
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Mississippi
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No shit! All this time, I thought she was just reducing our relationship to a booty call. That explains why the phone never rang. Bitch!
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2005-11-20, 11:37 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES!
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To quote "Wierd" Al Yankovik:
I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass than spend one more minute with you I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in grand central station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. |
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2005-11-21, 10:15 AM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
Posts: 11,268
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Immediately after intercourse: "I've had better."
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2005-11-21, 11:05 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Florida
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 You and MadMax win the prize you are mean men.... |
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2005-11-21, 09:34 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES!
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Not as mean as "Your sister was better." Oh wait, that's only for rodeo fucking |
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2005-11-21, 10:11 PM
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Eighteen 'til I Die
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Mississippi
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If you're not going to put out, get the hell out of my pickup.
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