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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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I need a little help.....
Now matter how much I look or how many boards I post this question on, seems I just can't get a decent answer You see I have a problem & need some help. I am starting up a new project with a couple friends & we need the following before we get the ball rolling. We are a dedicated group of people, so any help would be appreciated & returned if possible.
Please help me with: affiliate programs alt tags autosubmit bandwidth banner maker blacklist blocked submits buying traffic cgi scripts cheap content cheap hosting cheap scripts content content for sale conversions dead links dedicated server domains for sale exclusive content feeds fetish content flash free content free hosts free software gallery design Gig Gigabytes googlebot graphic designer hacked hosted free sites hosted galleries hosted tgp's hosting ip numbers link trades live feed Looking for a host meta tags model releases Need a host need content need programmer niche content outsourcing partners pay per signup per gig php programming recommend sponsor resizing images revshare hosting Russian submitter scripts search engine Server down shared Shaving site design spam filter sponsor content submission tool submit tool surfers tables TGSW thumbnailer tools tour design traffic traffic leaks transfer virtual host want work Now, if you've gotten thru all that & have read this part - good for you! You're not an idiot board spammer. Please don't post anything to this thread. The only posts I want in here are from those that are too stupid to read the entire thread before they post, thus exposing themselves as morons. |
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2004-02-07, 04:45 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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You know I have this red itchy spot that is kind of hard to scratch but if I get on all fours and put my leg up over my head while turning my head to the side I can kind of see this red itchy spot by putting my ass way up in the air and using a mirror that I keep in the kitchen cabinet over the microwave that I bought at Sears using some spare money that I made by doing all the truckers that came in from Mississippi to see the latest game that was in town where they had on really sexy red uniforms with green shoes so if they got they shoes messed up from the grass no one would notice so this is why I thought it was a good microwave to buy and even a better place to keep my mirror above for when I need to look at my itchy red spot that just will not go away.
So what do the rest of you do when you find you have the same problem? |
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2004-02-07, 05:16 PM
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I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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I have a tiny penis, can someone spam me with products that actually work |goodnight
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2004-02-07, 05:44 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa
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See Sig.
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2004-02-07, 06:06 PM
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Let me have it! Traffic is what I mean...ImLive.com $$$
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: All over the net
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i luv your avatar
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2004-02-07, 07:04 PM
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Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!"
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: FL
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yup, your losing your mind big fella.
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2004-02-07, 08:02 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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I'm having host problems so I'm looking for a new host.
I need a dedicated server with at least a 10 meg pipe and MySQL, PHP, htaccess. Also I have well in excess of 1000 domains so spam me with your favorite hosts. Cost is no object, but I need a 24/7 monkey to physically sit on top of my server with a dedicated telepathic connection to my rectum in case of constipation of my domains. I also need them to move everything to my new host for me with me needing to transfer any files. |
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2004-02-07, 10:46 PM
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Ormond Beach, Florida, USA
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Re: I need a little help.....
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Regards, Lee
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2004-02-07, 11:18 PM
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Is it over already?
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: the beautiful shores of Lake Erie
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I was scrolling down the list thinking..... damn.......... that's a huge ass project GG is working on....................... Oh.....
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2004-02-07, 11:40 PM
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Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Florida
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Thas right folks.....for a limited time you can learn how to dance and BANG like William Hung, from American Idol....right now its at a low low price of only $19.99....So dont wait....learn how to BANG with Willam, TODAY
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2004-02-08, 05:38 AM
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What me a spammer?
Must be talking about someone else. |
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2004-02-08, 06:57 AM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
Join Date: Apr 2003
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2004-02-08, 08:31 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa
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2004-02-09, 07:23 AM
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Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SUNSHINE STATE
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i dont get it ... sarcasm? maybe another cup of coffee... |
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2004-02-09, 07:43 AM
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Europe
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No photoshoping there Venturi - just good old silicone
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2004-02-09, 09:01 AM
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I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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I'm frightened
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