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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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weirdest search phrases
I noted this one in my stats today:
free lebian dog pornwtf is this idiot looking for  any other weird and wonderful search terms? |
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2008-08-03, 10:55 AM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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I got these so far this month: "brothers fucking his little sisters picture"Come on dude, you'll mess up the picture..... "brather fuced sester"I hope I didn't mispell anything that bad on my sites...... "revenge on sister caught naked"Hell, it's only fair! And my favorite: "old man fuck teeneger"  |
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2008-08-03, 11:30 AM
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If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
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I get a lot of strange micro-niche searches. Maybe throw 3 niches together to make up a new niche.
"redhead hairy gay in schoolgirl uniform" |
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2008-08-03, 11:44 PM
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I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute
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2008-08-03, 11:58 PM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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2008-08-04, 12:38 AM
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Progress rarely comes in buckets, it normally comes in teaspoons
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2008-08-04, 01:13 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2008-08-04, 07:16 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
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Terms like doggy-style and doggie-style, pony girls, puppy and piggy play, and others will also land some surfers looking for real beasties. Of course they don't stay long if you don't have real dogs, ponies, puppies, and pigs. Same thing if you have any jokes about sheep on your site, as I'm sure someone around here can attest.
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2008-08-04, 07:58 AM
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I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute
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Type into google: fritzl jokes
One of my non-porn sites is like 5th on the list. Funnily enough it isn't a website dedicated to jokes on that crazy Austrian! |
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2008-08-04, 08:19 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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2008-08-04, 08:47 AM
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2008-08-04, 08:57 AM
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I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute
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Well Free Lebian sounds like a new Linux distro.
Dog Porn could well be a new program... Digitally Operated Graphics - Programmable Original Rendering N.... (its too early...) |
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2008-08-04, 01:19 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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I've been running Free Lebian on my computer for years, I just didn't know it
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2008-08-04, 02:04 PM
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bang bang
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 whole new trusted accounts. It's his way of trying to get what he wants. Which is mature bbw anime movie sites.  |
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2008-08-04, 11:49 PM
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With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!
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I'm happy to find that my blog has educational value:
"can you deepthroat a 12 inch dick?" |
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2008-08-05, 02:13 AM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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2008-08-05, 05:52 AM
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Internet! Is that thing still around?
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I run a funny adult T shirt store, One search term I used to get daily was "how to suck my own dick" My shirts must have been funny cuz the same few guys used to visit my site through this search term a few times a week. Forgetting that they needed to suck their own dicks.
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2008-08-05, 11:49 AM
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Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?
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Wow, there are some good sickos out there.
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2008-08-05, 01:47 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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They should have done some searches for yoga classes instead
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2008-08-05, 03:57 PM
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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Ok I'll add my few
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2008-08-05, 04:13 PM
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Hot babe fucking a walrus huh? That's hot
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2008-08-05, 05:56 PM
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That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended.....
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2008-08-05, 11:38 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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2008-08-06, 02:43 AM
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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