Sometimes, I just shake my head.....

Greenguy · 2012-07-05, 08:38 PM

I got a trade request in Linkspun today & the site they wanted me to link to had this beauty pop under it:
http://www.tube1sex.com/

Usually, I just close the browser, decline the trade & move on. But something caught my eye on this one: the preview pic for "ARAB TUBES". Now, I have to assume that there's not a lot of smoothly shaved big fat Arab pussies out there, so I decided to peruse the page a bit & see what other odd preview pics they had.

Take a look at:
MASTURBATION TUBES - I think they might be able to find someone a little bit sexier
HAIRY PUSSY TUBES - Kinda an odd angle
GROUP SEX TUBES - How old are these people?
MEN TUBES - Now THAT'S a cock!
CELEBRITIES TUBES - I have no idea who that is either
GERMAN TUBES - Is that a guy in a dress?
CUCKOLD TUBES - The proportion of the black guy fucking her seems to be slightly distorted
ITALIAN TUBES - Who knew old Italian men wore the gray version of Tighty Wighties
INDIAN TUBES - Coffee, tea, or me?
SHEMALE TUBES - Easily the BEST preview pic on here - or anywhere for that matter!
PUBLIC NUDITY TUBES - Because someone is always offering you a bottle of champagne while you're fuking n public
TOYS TUBES - I guess that, technically, a bed post is a "toy"
BABES TUBES - Easily the 2nd BEST preview pic on here!
FISTING TUBES - WTF?!
FACIAL TUBES - Oh! I get it! They think it means the girls FACE!
EROTIC TUBES - I guess Jennifer Anniston is erotic...
FLASHING TUBES - Aside from the obvious, what has me perplexed is, assuming that's the helmet of his cock in his hand, where's the rest of him?
BIG COCK TUBES - Yup. That's a big cock.
DP TUBES - Apparently, DP's have to do with one woman & a vaccuum cleaner
SOFTCORE TUBES - ...and Softcore has to do with a man, a woman, and a hulla hoop

I thought it was funny...maybe you will too

Cleo · 2012-07-05, 09:44 PM

So did you trade with them?

Jeremy82 · 2012-07-06, 08:40 AM

Ha,ha.. GG definitely has a comic talent!

SPANKING - Mirror, mirror tell me who is the most beautiful? You

FRENCH TUBES - Happy, rather conservative couple on vacation

ecchi · 2012-07-07, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

GERMAN TUBES - Is that a guy in a dress?

How dare you, that's my mother!

The tube that got my attention was the "British Tubes" picture. A fully dressed woman alone in the bedroom just sitting on the bed. Anyone would think we are a nation of uptight sexually repressed people! However did they get that idea???

eye8urcake · 2012-07-08, 03:32 AM

The women on the HANDJOB TUBES preview pic look to be concentrating so hard. It's cute. That guy's wang looks like a hot-dog cart catsup bottle though.

javbucks · 2012-07-10, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eye8urcake

catsup bottle

T69 · 2012-07-23, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie

I got a trade request in Linkspun today & the site they wanted me to link to had this beauty pop under it:
http://www.tube1sex.com/

Usually, I just close the browser, decline the trade & move on. But something caught my eye on this one: the preview pic for "ARAB TUBES". Now, I have to assume that there's not a lot of smoothly shaved big fat Arab pussies out there

I've filmed some of those "big fat Arab pussies."
Every single one of them has been shaved. In fact, from what I've been told from some of my muslim business contacts in Saudi Arabia... Muslims tend to be militants that their women be hairless.

It could be them just having a laugh at me and my stupid western perceptions of their culture(s). But I've never seen a hairy vagina on an arab woman.

Greenguy · 2012-07-23, 10:09 AM

It looks like they updated some of their preview pics - thankfully, the best one EVER is still there

Quote:

SHEMALE TUBES - Easily the BEST preview pic on here - or anywhere for that matter!

2012-07-05, 08:38 PM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,809	Sometimes, I just shake my head..... I got a trade request in Linkspun today & the site they wanted me to link to had this beauty pop under it: http://www.tube1sex.com/ Usually, I just close the browser, decline the trade & move on. But something caught my eye on this one: the preview pic for "ARAB TUBES". Now, I have to assume that there's not a lot of smoothly shaved big fat Arab pussies out there, so I decided to peruse the page a bit & see what other odd preview pics they had. Take a look at: MASTURBATION TUBES - I think they might be able to find someone a little bit sexier HAIRY PUSSY TUBES - Kinda an odd angle GROUP SEX TUBES - How old are these people? MEN TUBES - Now THAT'S a cock! CELEBRITIES TUBES - I have no idea who that is either GERMAN TUBES - Is that a guy in a dress? CUCKOLD TUBES - The proportion of the black guy fucking her seems to be slightly distorted ITALIAN TUBES - Who knew old Italian men wore the gray version of Tighty Wighties INDIAN TUBES - Coffee, tea, or me? SHEMALE TUBES - Easily the BEST preview pic on here - or anywhere for that matter! PUBLIC NUDITY TUBES - Because someone is always offering you a bottle of champagne while you're fuking n public TOYS TUBES - I guess that, technically, a bed post is a "toy" BABES TUBES - Easily the 2nd BEST preview pic on here! FISTING TUBES - WTF?! FACIAL TUBES - Oh! I get it! They think it means the girls FACE! EROTIC TUBES - I guess Jennifer Anniston is erotic... FLASHING TUBES - Aside from the obvious, what has me perplexed is, assuming that's the helmet of his cock in his hand, where's the rest of him? BIG COCK TUBES - Yup. That's a big cock. DP TUBES - Apparently, DP's have to do with one woman & a vaccuum cleaner SOFTCORE TUBES - ...and Softcore has to do with a man, a woman, and a hulla hoop I thought it was funny...maybe you will too __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2012-07-05, 09:44 PM	#2
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2012-07-06, 08:40 AM	#3
Jeremy82 You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 988	Ha,ha.. GG definitely has a comic talent! SPANKING - Mirror, mirror tell me who is the most beautiful? You FRENCH TUBES - Happy, rather conservative couple on vacation __________________ FeetSexVids.com

2012-07-08, 03:32 AM	#5
eye8urcake Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2	The women on the HANDJOB TUBES preview pic look to be concentrating so hard. It's cute. That guy's wang looks like a hot-dog cart catsup bottle though.