Shh, be wery quiet - I'm hunting wabbits

[ecchi]

I've just discovered that you can buy meat on Amazon. However the customer reviewers don't appear to be taking it very seriously. I looked at "Fresh Whole Rabbit". The best critical review (at the time I posted this) was:

I ordered one of these Fresh "Whole" Rabbits, but when it arrived its head, fur and insides were missing. Not exactly whole, I'd say! Maybe it was just damaged during shipping, but I won't be buying another one. I mean - without the long ears, how do I know it even WAS a rabbit? It was the same size and shape as a cat...not that I've seen a cat with its head, fur and insides missing. I mean, not like really close or anything.

And the best favourable review was:

I bought two, left them alone in the refrigerator for a week, and now I have thirty-eight.

Off to buy a bigger fridge.

My personal favourite review (although this may mean nothing to you if you are not a regular Amazon shopper) was:

For the love of all that is decent, do NOT choose the "Buy It Used" option. Just trust me on this one.

There are, apparently over 170 reviews for "Fresh Whole Rabbit", so if you happen to have a lot of time to kill this weekend, take a look:
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fre...ews/B00012182G

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G