How to totally piss off your wife.

ecchi · 2013-11-23, 08:23 AM

I was watching the singer Robbie Williams on a chat show last night (I'm no fan of his music, but there were two Dr Who actors on the show too) and he mentioned that he had been present at his daughter's birth. Emma Thompson (also a guest on the show) asked him if he had been down the "business end". When he replied ""yes", she asked him what it had been like. He sighed sadly then said "It was like watching my favourite bar burn down."

To make matters worse, she later asked him if she had "reconstructive surgery". He sighed again and replied "No, I'm living with the wreck".

Eventually realising that his wife might be watching, he looked into camera and said "Sorry Ayda, you have a lovely foo."

Greenguy · 2013-11-23, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

I...He sighed sadly then said "It was like watching my favourite bar burn down."

He stole that line! I'm not sure from whom, but Sirius XM Satellite Radio has been running a promo for a comedian's special this month & that exact line is in there!

2013-11-23, 08:23 AM	#1
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	How to totally piss off your wife. I was watching the singer Robbie Williams on a chat show last night (I'm no fan of his music, but there were two Dr Who actors on the show too) and he mentioned that he had been present at his daughter's birth. Emma Thompson (also a guest on the show) asked him if he had been down the "business end". When he replied ""yes", she asked him what it had been like. He sighed sadly then said "It was like watching my favourite bar burn down." To make matters worse, she later asked him if she had "reconstructive surgery". He sighed again and replied "No, I'm living with the wreck". Eventually realising that his wife might be watching, he looked into camera and said "Sorry Ayda, you have a lovely foo."