Stuck going to see Paul Simon

[Jim]

For some unknown reason, he is playing at the Baseball Hall of Fame on the 4th of July. Since out of all the people she likes, Paul Simon is my wife's favorite, so I am stuck going. She calls him a musical genius

Again, I don't get it but, like a good husband, i will be there. I have never seen so many rules about a concert. But I guess since it's at Doubleday Field, they need to protect it a bit.