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2005-06-10, 04:37 PM
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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DOJ to Issue New Definition of Producer
Leaked from a top DOJ official today is this proposed new definition by Gonzales of producer.
I could not confirm this with the DOJ so I think it is somewhat speculative. A] person, including any individual, corporation, or other organization, who is a primary producer or a secondary producer. (1) A primary producer is any person who actually films, videotapes, or photographs a visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct. (2) A secondary producer is any person who produces, assembles, manufactures, publishes, duplicates, reproduces, or reissues a book, magazine, periodical, film, videotape, or other matter intended for commercial distribution that contains a visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct. (3) The same person may be both a primary and a secondary producer. (4) Persons excempt from the definition of producer (secondary or primary): (i) Persons that are not excempt from the Geneva Convention (please see Attorney General Gonzales advisory paper to the white house for details), however you must register as an enemy combatant (ii) If your yearly contributions (legal or otherwise) to any republican candidate are greater than the current median income for the United States and its territories (please see part 5 below) (iii) Any activity, other than those activities identified in paragraphs ©(1) and (2) of this section, that does not involve the hiring, contracting for, managing, or otherwise arranging for the participation of the depicted performers (5) If you meet the condition of part 4 section i and if your yearly income is within the top 1 percent of incomes in the United States and its terrortories then you may be eligible for the following: (a) if you provide porn to the country of Iraq and/or to the service men and women there, you may be eligible for financial assistance under the current Rebuild Iraq legislation, to find out if you qualify under this section please contact Dick Cheney and have your check book ready |
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2005-06-10, 10:02 PM
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Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does.
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LOL It looks almost real if you dont read it lol.
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2005-06-12, 10:28 AM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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love that.. ROFL
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2005-06-12, 10:43 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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"you must register as an enemy combatant"
HAHAHAHAHA nice! |
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2005-06-12, 02:11 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES!
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Classic, truly classic
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2005-06-12, 02:51 PM
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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LOL Excellent!
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2005-06-12, 04:38 PM
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Afro John says: "Touch The Extreme Afro & You'll Be In Extreme Pain!"
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Hahaha anyone not reading the entire thing would think it was real without a doubt.
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