...and I don't really like their noodles!
Morning!
The Bitch went to Verizon to upgrade a phone & cancel out some useless stuff on our bill ($10/month to use the iPad while not on WiFi seemed like a good idea at them time, but since they - or I - rarely leave the house...) We had a home phone, multiple mobile phones, and Fios all on 1 bill. Well, I guess they thought that was too easy, so about a month ago, anytime you do an upgrade, they have to separate everything onto it's own bill. So, now we have a mobile bill & an internet bill (we shitcanned the home phone aka my old office number) And, we now need separate logins for each, because why make it nice & easy to view all your crap online with one username

So I have to sort all that crap out today
Aside from work, I dumped all my old coins into a vat of HP Sauce last night to clean them up. And, based on the smell, that should be this crap's #1 use
Other than that...