How old will you live?

Cleo · 2005-02-21, 09:02 PM

How long will you live calculator.
www.agingresearch.org/calculator/quiz.cfm

It have me this answer but personally I've decided against death.
Your calculated health span is 99.7 years

Lemmy · 2005-02-21, 09:11 PM

I have 21 years left...

MadMax · 2005-02-21, 09:17 PM

Hmmm...apparently I'm almost exactly half dead

RawAlex · 2005-02-21, 09:22 PM

I am in debt.

Alex

PR_Tom · 2005-02-21, 09:33 PM

15 years left. Yipee. (said my expectancy was 55.5, lol)

Useless · 2005-02-21, 10:29 PM

Your calculated health span is 77.5 years.

Christ! I don't want to be here that long.

I need more sleep.
I need to drink less coffee and more tea.
I should drink alcohol MORE often.

I should start taking aspirin.
I should use protection when screwing strangers.
I need to floss more often.
I eat too much meat.
I should take vitamin E.
I need to excercise more often.

Here's the part I don't understand. It says this under my BMI score:
Significantly overweight, meaning you are at significant risk for obesity-related illnesses such as heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, diabetes and cancer.

Umm... I'm 165lbs. What do they want from me?

Cleo · 2005-02-21, 10:33 PM

I'm still trying to figure out why it gave me 99.7 years.

Must be all the

digifan · 2005-02-22, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

I'm still trying to figure out why it gave me 99.7 years.

Must be all the

Nope... I think it's because we don't drink alcohol and are vegetarians.

Mine is similar to yours so I can only think of these factors

Cleo · 2005-02-22, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan

Nope... I think it's because we don't drink alcohol and are vegetarians.

Mine is similar to yours so I can only think of these factors

With advances in medicine I would imagine that living well past 100 will not be that unusual for those that take care of themselves. At least as long as no one tries to murder me again.

Chop Smith · 2005-02-21, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Your calculated health span is 51.0 years. Your calculated life expectancy falls below your actual age - you must have spectacular genes that make up for some

I am now over due by 11 years. This is not news to me. I am just glad that some jealeous husband didn't kill me.

T Pat · 2005-02-21, 10:54 PM

I guess I'm running on borrowed time, seeing as I'm 50

Your calculated health span is 45.4 years. Your calculated life expectancy falls below your actual age - you must have spectacular genes that make up for some of the problem areas you noted in the quiz. Congratulations! Below, please find the reasoning behind the questions, which you answered that made your score less than it should be:

Ms Naughty · 2005-02-21, 11:04 PM

47 years left. I'm due to die in 2052
Stupid survey tells me I'm an alcoholic LOL

And I want to know how one measures "gut transit time". Ew.

cd34 · 2005-02-21, 11:04 PM

81.9 years, I am significantly overweight (ummm... maybe a little overweight)

that leaves 45 years for me to leave my mark on the world. In a few weeks, I will have outlived a prediction that I was given in college..

So, if I stop posting in a few weeks, you now know why.

ecchi · 2005-02-21, 11:50 PM

I agree with Woody Allan who said "some people achieve immortality through their work. I would rather achieve it by not dieing"

Unfortunately my doctor thinks there is little chance of me achieving this, and that test says I am already dead.

Certifiedbitch · 2005-02-22, 05:56 AM

Your calculated health span is 96.1 years.

I think this is a good age.

adamneve · 2005-02-22, 06:04 AM

that's too long

DeniseAWC · 2005-02-22, 07:25 AM

I've 33 years left....

But did you check yours on http://www.deathclock.com/ too?

Fonz · 2005-02-22, 07:27 AM

63.5...
That's another 37 years of drinking and partying WOOHOO!!!!

docholly · 2005-02-22, 07:52 AM

47.1 more years.. dayam i'll be wrapping my tits around my knees..

ngb1959 · 2005-02-22, 08:17 AM

76.5

but my psychic friend told me 88!

Greenguy · 2005-02-22, 08:52 AM

Your calculated health span is 75.9 years - not even 1/2 way there yet

dirtyjumbo · 2005-02-22, 10:22 AM

I'm 38 and have 30 years to go, that means I should be in my mid-life crisis now?

Fuck it, I'm gonna have another beer

tiny · 2005-02-22, 11:21 AM

45 now and it says 65.5 wtf I don't get much social security now do I

stuveltje · 2005-02-22, 11:44 AM

oke me 102.5 years ...but then me cheated

gonna try again but then honest.....yuk, well i stopped smoking about 5 weeks ago, i can say that i dont smoke, can i?? if so then i will be 102.5 heheheheh, so 66 years left to be a pain in the ass for everyone

ecchi · 2005-02-22, 01:13 PM

RE "I think it's because we don't drink alcohol and are vegetarians" Doubt it, apart from the fact that people who drink moderately (NB. the word "moderately") live on average longer that teetotallers, and have a 10% LESS chance of a heart attack, this article was in the papers this morning:

A row erupted yesterday after an expert said youngsters brought up as strict vegetarians suffered mental and physical problems that could affect them for the rest of their lives.

Lindsay Allen, from the University of California at Davis, found just two spoonfuls of meat a day given to children on a vegetarian diet could produce a dramatic and permanent improvement in their physical and mental development. The study took place in Kenya, where children are fed almost exclusively on staple crops. Their diet lacked many of the micro-nutrients essential for the growth of brain and muscle tissue, Professor Allen said. "It's applicable to the West as well. There have been studies on vegetarian women [in Europe and the US] and their children are very developmentally delayed," she added.

2005-02-21, 09:02 PM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	How old will you live? How long will you live calculator. www.agingresearch.org/calculator/quiz.cfm It have me this answer but personally I've decided against death. Your calculated health span is 99.7 years __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-21, 09:11 PM	#2
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2005-02-21, 09:33 PM	#5
PR_Tom Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 423	15 years left. Yipee. (said my expectancy was 55.5, lol) __________________ PimpRoll

2005-02-21, 10:29 PM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Your calculated health span is 77.5 years. Christ! I don't want to be here that long. I need more sleep. I need to drink less coffee and more tea. I should drink alcohol MORE often. I should start taking aspirin. I should use protection when screwing strangers. I need to floss more often. I eat too much meat. I should take vitamin E. I need to excercise more often. Here's the part I don't understand. It says this under my BMI score: Significantly overweight, meaning you are at significant risk for obesity-related illnesses such as heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, diabetes and cancer. Umm... I'm 165lbs. What do they want from me? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-02-21, 10:33 PM	#7
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I'm still trying to figure out why it gave me 99.7 years. Must be all the __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-02-21, 09:17 PM	#3
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Hmmm...apparently I'm almost exactly half dead

2005-02-21, 09:22 PM	#4
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	I am in debt. Alex

2005-02-21, 10:54 PM	#11
T Pat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Paridise Posts: 3,244	I guess I'm running on borrowed time, seeing as I'm 50 Your calculated health span is 45.4 years. Your calculated life expectancy falls below your actual age - you must have spectacular genes that make up for some of the problem areas you noted in the quiz. Congratulations! Below, please find the reasoning behind the questions, which you answered that made your score less than it should be: __________________ How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense I'll Tell You Later

2005-02-21, 11:04 PM	#12
Ms Naughty old enough to be Grandma Scrotum Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 1,408	47 years left. I'm due to die in 2052 Stupid survey tells me I'm an alcoholic LOL And I want to know how one measures "gut transit time". Ew. __________________ Promote Bright Desire

2005-02-21, 11:04 PM	#13
cd34 a.k.a. Sparky Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: West Palm Beach, FL, USA Posts: 2,396	81.9 years, I am significantly overweight (ummm... maybe a little overweight) that leaves 45 years for me to leave my mark on the world. In a few weeks, I will have outlived a prediction that I was given in college.. So, if I stop posting in a few weeks, you now know why. __________________ SnapReplay.com a different way to share photos - iPhone & Android

2005-02-21, 11:50 PM	#14
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	I agree with Woody Allan who said "some people achieve immortality through their work. I would rather achieve it by not dieing" Unfortunately my doctor thinks there is little chance of me achieving this, and that test says I am already dead.

2005-02-22, 05:56 AM	#15
Certifiedbitch You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 547	Your calculated health span is 96.1 years. I think this is a good age. __________________ www.idealbandwidth.com Hosting Solutions Starting at $18 per Mbps ICQ: 223-034-292 siena@idealbandwidth.com

2005-02-22, 06:04 AM	#16
adamneve Let me have it! Traffic is what I mean...ImLive.com $$$ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: All over the net Posts: 1,116	that's too long __________________ LabelSex.com - Next Level Dating skype: adamneve8 ICQ# 174167541

2005-02-22, 07:25 AM	#17
DeniseAWC A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Cotswolds, UK Posts: 55	I've 33 years left.... But did you check yours on http://www.deathclock.com/ too?

2005-02-22, 07:27 AM	#18
Fonz Former pr0n slinger. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium Posts: 7,932	63.5... That's another 37 years of drinking and partying WOOHOO!!!! __________________ See how I abuse little trees on my Shumi no Bonsai Blog

2005-02-22, 07:52 AM	#19
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	47.1 more years.. dayam i'll be wrapping my tits around my knees.. __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-02-22, 08:17 AM	#20
ngb1959 Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In A Box, A Big Old Box Posts: 501	76.5 but my psychic friend told me 88! __________________ Ubuymenow Internet Shopping Dreamypleasures Free Porn

2005-02-22, 08:52 AM	#21
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2005-02-22, 10:22 AM	#22
dirtyjumbo You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2004 Location: So close no matter how far... Posts: 863	I'm 38 and have 30 years to go, that means I should be in my mid-life crisis now? Fuck it, I'm gonna have another beer __________________ Royal Cash

2005-02-22, 11:21 AM	#23
tiny Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: maine Posts: 447	45 now and it says 65.5 wtf I don't get much social security now do I

2005-02-22, 11:44 AM	#24
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	oke me 102.5 years ...but then me cheated gonna try again but then honest.....yuk, well i stopped smoking about 5 weeks ago, i can say that i dont smoke, can i?? if so then i will be 102.5 heheheheh, so 66 years left to be a pain in the ass for everyone __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit Last edited by stuveltje; 2005-02-22 at 11:47 AM..

2005-02-22, 01:13 PM	#25
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	RE "I think it's because we don't drink alcohol and are vegetarians" Doubt it, apart from the fact that people who drink moderately (NB. the word "moderately") live on average longer that teetotallers, and have a 10% LESS chance of a heart attack, this article was in the papers this morning: A row erupted yesterday after an expert said youngsters brought up as strict vegetarians suffered mental and physical problems that could affect them for the rest of their lives. Lindsay Allen, from the University of California at Davis, found just two spoonfuls of meat a day given to children on a vegetarian diet could produce a dramatic and permanent improvement in their physical and mental development. The study took place in Kenya, where children are fed almost exclusively on staple crops. Their diet lacked many of the micro-nutrients essential for the growth of brain and muscle tissue, Professor Allen said. "It's applicable to the West as well. There have been studies on vegetarian women [in Europe and the US] and their children are very developmentally delayed," she added.

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