Now I remember why I stopped smoking weed

[juggernaut]

This is no lie. About 30 mins ago the wife and I found one of my old hukas. Well I had some weed around and figured I would show her how it works. I cleaned it out and thought all was cool. Filled it up with bud, light and inhale. Well I sat back to let the hit take hold and felt something in my mouth. Jokingly I said to the wife there is a monster in my mouth. I opened to show her and there was a live spider on my tounge. NO shit!! Lost my high instantly, It was a about the size of a dime and black and hairy. I hate spiders and man that just freaked me out. Hukas in the trash and the weed is in the sewer lol. Never ever again.

[Cleo]

My only problem with weed is my good connection's wife got caught fucking my rich neighbor and so they broke up and he moved away.

Life just doesn't make sense at times.

[juggernaut]

Oh just to let you know, the spider is alive someplace here. When I spit it out into my hand I just threw it across the room lol. God Cleo that is some place you live in. It's like NYC's Village in the tropics less the taxi cabs with a whole bunch of "show tunes" playing around the houses.

[Bill]

That's a sad story Cleo.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Bill

That's a sad story Cleo.

It's crashing. It's crashing terrible. Oh ! My ! Get out of the way, please. It's bursting into flames and it's falling on the mooring-mast and all of the folks between. This is TERRIBLE ! This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. Oh ! OH ! Four or five hundred feet in the sky. It's a terrible crash, ladies and gentleman. The ship is in flames now and it's finally crashing to the ground not quite to the mooring mast. Oh ! The humanity !

[Bill]

Now that's impressive!

It's not everyone who either has the transcript to the Hindenburg disaster memorized, or who can fake it so well that it might as well be a memorized transcript of the radio broadcast...

Kudos! ;-}

"Oh, the Humanity!".

Cleo's rich neighbor gets around. The advantages of serious money.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Bill

Cleo's rich neighbor gets around. The advantages of serious money.

His money is intoxicating but he is like a rooster in a hen's house.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It's crashing. It's crashing terrible. Oh ! My ! Get out of the way, please. It's bursting into flames and it's falling on the mooring-mast and all of the folks between. This is TERRIBLE ! This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. Oh ! OH ! Four or five hundred feet in the sky. It's a terrible crash, ladies and gentleman. The ship is in flames now and it's finally crashing to the ground not quite to the mooring mast. Oh ! The humanity !

You just wouldn't expect a hookah to go down in flames like this.

[JoeBlack]

Thats a bad story man that would freak me out. Then I would light a few up and forget all about it

[MadMax]

Um...if a spider the size of a dime made it through the mouthpiece how big is that hookah? Right now I'm picturing a waterheater with gardenhoses attached to it

I'm with Joe...I'd roll a fatty and forget all about it

[juggernaut]

Originally Posted by MadMax

Um...if a spider the size of a dime made it through the mouthpiece how big is that hookah? Right now I'm picturing a waterheater with gardenhoses attached to it

I'm with Joe...I'd roll a fatty and forget all about it

Yes I washed the mouth out, but the wife would not take a kiss all night lol. Max the huka was one I made almost 10 years ago. I had it in a gym bag that was just sitting in the attic and forgotten about. It was made from a Jack Daniels anniversiy bottle or something, my sis had gotten for me back then. It was around 2 ft high with a huge square,rounded bubble thingy that held most of the booze. There was a long 1 ft about 1 1/2 dia neck comming up from the base. The thing was just great. 3 hoses and it used to take me and 2 friends two breaths to fill it before we really inhaled lol. Many a nights people would not listen to me when I told them to go very easy on the intake as it will punch you in the chest in 1 second. Well most of those people ended up running to the Bathroom to puke from all the smoke they just took in. LOL hey bro just stopped by, i told him what happend and he left me some buds n rolling papers lol.

[stuveltje]

mmmmmm last time they told on the dutch telly, that at least twice a year an person eats an spider in his sleep...so how bad could that third spider be

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by juggernaut

It was a about the size of a dime and black and hairy.

ARghh... I think I'm gonna...

[Jim]

I learned why I quit the time I went to Greenie's before last. My wife indulges from time to time (daily) and I decided to take a hit for the ride. It was the most paranoid drive I have ever had. When I arrived with both my wifes and my Harley's, while taking them off my truck, I squeezed the clutch instead of the break. My bike went down. It took Greenie and I all our might to pick it back up. Just a touch of damage that I have already repaired.

But, I will never smoke that devil weed again

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Jim

I learned why I quit the time I went to Greenie's before last. My wife indulges from time to time (daily) and I decided to take a hit for the ride. It was the most paranoid drive I have ever had. When I arrived with both my wifes and my Harley's, while taking them off my truck, I squeezed the clutch instead of the break. My bike went down. It took Greenie and I all our might to pick it back up. Just a touch of damage that I have already repaired.

But, I will never smoke that devil weed again

smart thinking i smoked my first and last weed thing when i was 18, funny thing also i just lived on my own with my hubby and i was raise very strict, so i would never have tried weed when i lived at my parents home ( my dad would have breaked my legs) my brotherinlaws grow that stuff , whole barns so he gave me some to try...........on that moment i smoke the weed there was an funny movie on telly from chevy chase (christmas lapoon vacantion or something like that) i laughed my butt off, now my hubby he was already afraid to try it, he got in trouble i told him to relax dont be afraid, weed will make the feelings you have stronger on that moment when you smoke the weed, he got trouble with breathen and all, because he did so strange, i started to worrie too, and got nasty things like strange muscle things, i couldnt talk anymore and it looked my tonque was locked, i did remember my brother inlaw said, try to relax , i got my hubby that far he relaxed too, on that moment i was happy and feld a sleep, we talked our experience the next day and agreed weed isnt something for us, if others wanna use it, oke be my ques, someday somehow, you will nknow its will ruin your life, my sister inlaw use weed when she needs to clean her house...i cant understand but its their life, 2 brother inlaws went from weed to heroine to coke and to sniffing all to get high of, why??? i realy dont know, i only know weed can stronger your feelings, you think you are an superhero? then yep with weed you are an superhero...well it makes you think that, the only thing i hope that stuff will be banned everywhere, weed is an bad subject for me, seen to many go down, to sad.

[sue-fl]

My husband and I were "pot heads" for many years. I haven't smoked it a long time. I'm sure I'd be like Jim and become all paranoid.... |shocking|

The spider story was great though! Would have freaked me out big time also!

[mOrrI]

Btw how did it tast????
the spider????

[wildgirl]

tht's a very sad story, sorry to hear that

[Cleo]

I really don't think that I have ever eaten a spider or even had one in my month.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Cleo

I really don't think that I have ever eaten a spider or even had one in my month.

maybe you ever dreamed you where eating candy in your sleep and that for real you where chewing on an spider |shocking|

[ecchi]

RE: "so we dutch people eat more spiders" This is not surprising if you re-read juggernaut's first post. Remember, the weed is legal where you live !!!!

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by ecchi

RE: "so we dutch people eat more spiders" This is not surprising if you re-read juggernaut's first post. Remember, the weed is legal where you live !!!!

yeah its legal but ducthies never sell weed with spiders spider weed......

[juggernaut]

LOL. Well for the past 2 days I have felt like there is something stuck in my throat. LOL Maybe its eggs and next week I will wake up with hundreds of spiders crawling out my mouth. lol. To bad we dont have a defib system in the house. It did not taste like anything. It felt like I had something in my mouth, the saliva had it so wrapped up it was not walking around. But I knew something was there lol.

[ecchi]

Anyone though about the spider ? Somewhere there is a web board for spiders (no pun intended) and the poor spider is posting; "Now I remember why I stopped sleeping in hukas: The other night I curled up in one for a good sleep and the next I knew some bipedal pot-head had sucked me into his mouth and was trying to swallow me. Good thing his wife made him spit me out or I would be swimming in stomach acid now, slowly being digested as I typed this. I hate bipeds and man that just freaked me out."

[reb]

Originally Posted by juggernaut

Hukas in the trash and the weed is in the sewer lol. Never ever again.

And you say the spider is still alive????
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