One more for Jim and the dogs

Simon · 2006-03-31, 09:02 AM

I liked #10... though I guess #12 is more relevant for me.

Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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Surfn · 2006-03-31, 09:07 AM

"If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff." reason enough to stay single for me

Jim · 2006-03-31, 09:23 AM

The 2 dogs we have to dress are very stylish. So the studded collar is the boy's favorite collar. His favorite shirt, The George Bush shirt that says, "Meet the Fuckers".

After that, he like "Bitches Love Me".

The girl wears dresses and such. On special occasions they both have fancy clothing...the boy has a tux and the girl has a really frilly dress.

I like them to run around naked and I know they like it too but I get yelled at if I take their clothes off.

Simon · 2006-03-31, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim

I like them to run around naked and I know they like it too but I get yelled at if I take their clothes off.

This is the kind of crossover niche stuff that I love!

ecchi · 2006-04-06, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon

If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

True, but if a dog stays it chews up half of your stuff.

2006-03-31, 09:07 AM	#2
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2006-03-31, 09:02 AM	#1
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	One more for Jim and the dogs I liked #10... though I guess #12 is more relevant for me. Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. -- __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-03-31, 09:23 AM	#3
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	The 2 dogs we have to dress are very stylish. So the studded collar is the boy's favorite collar. His favorite shirt, The George Bush shirt that says, "Meet the Fuckers". After that, he like "Bitches Love Me". The girl wears dresses and such. On special occasions they both have fancy clothing...the boy has a tux and the girl has a really frilly dress. I like them to run around naked and I know they like it too but I get yelled at if I take their clothes off.