jim how you like this joke

porn tony · 2004-03-09, 09:22 PM

a kid has to go to the bathroom in the midlde of the night so he
gets out of bed and starts walking down the hallway towads the bathroom, as he passes his parents room he stops for a minute and looks through the keyhole, as he continues to walk down the hallway he stops shakes his head and says to himself
and i get in trouble for sucking my thumb

SirMoby · 2004-03-10, 12:21 AM

You'll have to wait for Jim to reply but I laughed.

doublep · 2004-03-10, 04:50 AM

Funny - Here's one for ya! Guy sitting at the football game in a really shitty seat - he leans over the guy in front and asks if the seat next to him is free - sure says the guy - no problem, it was my late wifes season ticket seat - Oh says the first guy, don't any other family members want the seat now - Naaaaa, they're all at the funeral!

Jim · 2004-03-10, 06:50 AM

I'll "borrow" it for next weeks Radio Show

porn tony · 2004-03-10, 09:26 AM

i got a million of em

good one doublep

doublep · 2004-03-10, 10:27 AM

The old un's are the best un's :-)

Bloke with a beard is sitting at the bar miding his own, supping his pint.. another bloke who he has never met sidles up to him and strokes the guy's beard and says, 'that feels just like my wife's pussy' The guy looks up from his pint, gently strokes his beard, and say's 'fuck me, your right, it does!

boom boom

porn tony · 2004-03-10, 11:05 AM

lol btw
is it sexual harassment if you tell a woman her hair smells nice?

it is if your a midget

2004-03-09, 09:22 PM	#1
porn tony Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22	jim how you like this joke a kid has to go to the bathroom in the midlde of the night so he gets out of bed and starts walking down the hallway towads the bathroom, as he passes his parents room he stops for a minute and looks through the keyhole, as he continues to walk down the hallway he stops shakes his head and says to himself and i get in trouble for sucking my thumb

2004-03-10, 12:21 AM	#2
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	You'll have to wait for Jim to reply but I laughed.

2004-03-10, 04:50 AM	#3
doublep If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 306	Funny - Here's one for ya! Guy sitting at the football game in a really shitty seat - he leans over the guy in front and asks if the seat next to him is free - sure says the guy - no problem, it was my late wifes season ticket seat - Oh says the first guy, don't any other family members want the seat now - Naaaaa, they're all at the funeral!

2004-03-10, 06:50 AM	#4
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	I'll "borrow" it for next weeks Radio Show

2004-03-10, 09:26 AM	#5
porn tony Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22	i got a million of em good one doublep

2004-03-10, 10:27 AM	#6
doublep If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 306	The old un's are the best un's :-) Bloke with a beard is sitting at the bar miding his own, supping his pint.. another bloke who he has never met sidles up to him and strokes the guy's beard and says, 'that feels just like my wife's pussy' The guy looks up from his pint, gently strokes his beard, and say's 'fuck me, your right, it does! boom boom

2004-03-10, 11:05 AM	#7
porn tony Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22	lol btw is it sexual harassment if you tell a woman her hair smells nice? it is if your a midget