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2006-06-05, 12:03 PM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
Full Story I'm wondering if GWB doesn't need to pay a visit to the National Zoo, very soon!!  Last edited by docholly; 2006-06-05 at 12:05 PM.. Reason: LMAO @ torn cuz i beat him to the story. :-) |
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2006-06-05, 02:38 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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WTF was he smoking? Must have been good shit
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2006-06-05, 02:50 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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LOL....guess God didn't like him much huh?
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2006-06-05, 05:55 PM
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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While God is known to protect the stupid I think even God has limits.
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2006-06-05, 08:32 PM
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Shit that guy is really a moron. That country has enough money troubles. People have a hard time making enough to eat. You think they are feedin the Lions lol? Shit, the way they wrote that story it's like the guy hit the dirt and the Lion was on his ass. Look Symba, early dinner, YUMMMY!!
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2006-06-05, 08:45 PM
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2006-06-05, 09:24 PM
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Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
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I can imagine those lions sitting there, year after year, thinking "God, please let one of those assholes step in the cage, just once, please, before I die...".
So maybe god did answer a prayer, just not the asshole's prayer. ;-} |
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2006-06-06, 04:54 PM
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Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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 This just shows that GOD does not like to be tested.
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2006-06-06, 06:49 PM
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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Lol...I heard about that guy. Poor guy had issues. Lol
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2006-06-07, 07:53 AM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I blew pepsi out my nose when I heard it on the news
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2006-06-07, 11:33 AM
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Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
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he would've been ok if he had his buddy christ
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2006-06-09, 11:27 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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Hahah!
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2006-06-10, 01:33 AM
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First thing I thought of was the Aarmond produced, think Wallace and Grommit, animated shorts they did for the zoo called Creature Comforts.
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2006-06-10, 05:49 PM
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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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Lion>god
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