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WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?
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An old timers joke!!
Harry and todd,who were fond of feeding pigeons in the local park,watching passers bye,and enjoying their daily discussions.
this routene went on for three years. Then one day todd failed to show in the park. Harry figured Todd had the flu,and carried on feeding the pigeons.Day after day Todd failed to show in the park,7 days passed and harry became concerned,but since he did not know todds address,he just carried on feeding the pigeons assuming since todd was 78 years old ,he had seen the last of him.One day Harry returned to the park and there was todd,Harry shouting out where have you been?Todd replied "i have been in jail for 45 days" "Wow what for asked harry" todd explained "remember sally from the bird feed shop" "yes"replied harry " what does she have to do with your jail situation ?" "well one day she sued me for raping her on the counter in the store,i recieved a court order to appear in court to voice my plea and when i was in court i decided to plead guilty for the rape charge.The Judge said considering your age 78 and the fact you walked in here with your walker, "i am senencing you to 45 days for perjury."
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2008-08-16, 06:51 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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2008-08-17, 10:41 PM
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okay.. it must just be me.. I am still waiting for the punch line. Was this supposed to be a joke?
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2008-08-18, 06:57 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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See, it's funny because a 78 year old with a walker could never rape anyone since he's weak & feeble.
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2008-08-18, 08:17 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
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And one day Useless will be an old people.
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2008-08-18, 12:55 PM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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2008-08-18, 01:45 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Hmm why would anyone post a joke about rape stupid or not ( cuz it wasnt funny )
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2008-08-18, 03:45 PM
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2008-08-18, 03:50 PM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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2008-08-18, 03:58 PM
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2008-08-18, 04:31 PM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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 bluebrit is much taller....then i found out...UW was the chicken UW you did a great job there as a chicken...to give away the bride...but you almost got me scared thereoh and fuck you all, i know this is off topic, but who cares Last edited by stuveltje; 2008-08-18 at 04:43 PM.. |
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2008-08-18, 04:48 PM
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2008-08-19, 03:41 PM
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
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can't get the humor either. lol
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2008-08-19, 08:13 PM
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now, the chicken was funny. I about died laughing when he walked in. *That* humor I got. The joke? Hmmm.. nope. Not funny. (In all honesty, when I watched that video clip, I saw not only a lot of humor but a whole lot of love and respect.) The chicken was brilliant.. as was the entire wedding.
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2008-08-19, 09:13 PM
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