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2005-03-29, 10:07 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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I Have A Horse Shoe Up My Ass :D
As announced in today's news.....
XBangCash Announces Greenguy Wins Feb Promotion Contest XbangCash (XBC) awarded an OQO computer to GreenGuy on March 28th, 2005. Every month XBangCash holds a random drawing for their affiliates and awards a prize which can vary from month to month. "It is a great event", states Lee Noga, Affiliate Manager. "We love to give something back to our webmasters, and everyone looks forward to the drawing". How can you win? Join XBC, send 3 signups in one month and you could be the next XBC winner. Once chance per webmaster per month. All The Best, -Lee Noga Affiliate Manager, XBangCash I just wanted to say thanks to Lee & the XBang crew & that I look forward to playing with my new toy  |
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2005-03-29, 10:12 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mohawk, New York
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Oh WTF?
Send it my way please  |
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2005-03-29, 11:13 AM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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A horseshoe up your ass? Sounds painful. Why don't you stuff that little computer right up there next to it.
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2005-03-29, 11:28 AM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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kinky....
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2005-03-29, 11:40 AM
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Took the hint.
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I am imagining a whole new niche: men with horseshoes up their ass...
Think it will recur? Alex |
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2005-03-29, 11:42 AM
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Certified Nice Person
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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Maybe that could be the new porn name for a cock with a hard curve: Horseshoe.
I like it! 
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2005-03-29, 11:51 AM
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2005-03-29, 12:00 PM
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: England
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A horseshoe shaped cock! How do you know if you're cumming or going?
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2005-03-29, 12:05 PM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: New York
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Congrats
Now I hope you share
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2005-03-29, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Montreal
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Bet I could sell that! |
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2005-03-29, 01:34 PM
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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Congratulations
Now if only I could get this visual involving large metal objects and your poop shoot out of my head |
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2005-03-29, 01:44 PM
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Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless
Join Date: Dec 2004
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I do like to see a pic of the horse shoe.... But Congratz on you win
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2005-03-29, 01:47 PM
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Verbal prefers 56K
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
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Congrats, looks like a cool little gizmo.
"I love when people make press releases and quote themselves", stated Verbal, Resident Board Whore. "It makes everything seem more official sounding." -Verbal Resident Board Whore
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2005-03-29, 02:07 PM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sin-City USA
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"Camdollies congratulates Greenguy on his recent acquisition from XBang" said Dr Holly Goodhead, CEO of Camdolllies. "We are proud to be affiliated with both Greenguy and his multinational corporation."
After making the announcement, Dr. Goodhead and her associates retired behind closed doors to map out plan to take over the horseshoe dick niche market. |cool| |
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2005-03-29, 03:16 PM
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If there is nobody out there, that's a lot of real estate going to waste!
Join Date: Dec 2003
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2005-03-29, 03:49 PM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
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That's not fair - I never quoted myself in the post - but I did look to see if she had put in my reply, which was "NICE!"
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2005-03-29, 05:10 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: About to be evicted!!!!
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RE : "I love when people make press releases and quote themselves" - One of the best advertising tools there is. Some of my free sites are full of quotes saying how good my pay and AVS sites are, that are credited to "web guru Paul Ecchi".
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2005-03-29, 07:30 PM
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old enough to be Grandma Scrotum
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Australia
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Purple Dollars is pleased to announce their upcoming project: Horseshoe Hunks.
"I'm so excited," said KarenJ, joint CEO and human resources officer at Purple Dollars. "I just know that women are dying to see hunky guys with dicks shaped like horseshoes." She said the company was also looking to exploit a significant untapped gay market for anal horseshoe photos. Anyway, congrats Greenguy.
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2005-03-29, 07:32 PM
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Whatever don't kill ya makes ya stronger...
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Now THAT would be quite..interesting.. Congrats GG |
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2005-03-29, 08:18 PM
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The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: California
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Sweet gift! The smallest computer that can fit in your pocket:
http://www.oqo.com/images/frontpage032405.jpg
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2005-03-30, 01:02 AM
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Look at 'em. Watchin' my TV. Sittin on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!
Join Date: Aug 2003
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nice one, good on ya mate!
cheers, Luke
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2005-03-30, 01:26 AM
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Lord help me, I'm just not that bright
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2005-03-30, 06:46 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: About to be evicted!!!!
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RE: "The smallest computer that can fit in your pocket" - That it may be, but I still would not want it where Greenguy keeps his horseshoes
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2005-03-30, 06:58 AM
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Certified Nice Person
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Location: Dirty Undies, NY
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2005-03-30, 07:50 AM
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