For the Woman that has Everything...

wicked1 · 2005-05-03, 07:43 AM

Ok maybe everything , Except Nipples

Nipple Enhancers

I hope those suckers are stuck on real well or they may present a serious choking hazzard to drunk men.

And just another reason for us to ask the question , Are those babies real ?.

Wicked1

HoneLynn · 2005-05-03, 03:42 PM

How funny!

natalie · 2005-05-03, 05:41 PM

haha my gf runs an adult shop and they have those. To me they seem the strangest thing because my biggest problem is stopping mine from poking out... they are almost always hard, even poke through some bras. Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt

NevDull · 2005-05-03, 10:08 PM

Just don't try to hide 'em around me, nat!

Trev · 2005-05-03, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by natalie

haha my gf runs an adult shop and they have those. To me they seem the strangest thing because my biggest problem is stopping mine from poking out... they are almost always hard, even poke through some bras. Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt

That's the only time it's not impolite to point!

MrYum · 2005-05-03, 11:56 PM

There ya go Natalie...I say flaunt it if ya got it and enjoy it!

My gf is always worried about the twins showing off when she doesn't wear a bra...which is most of the time

Mind you...she's 44...very petite...and has the perky lil boobs of a teenager...lucky me! Again, I say FLAUNT it!

Nothing quite like it when a girl has her high beams on...yummy

MrMaryLou · 2005-05-04, 12:16 AM

MMM I wonder if I could mount them on my head sort of perm boob hat

MrYum · 2005-05-04, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

MMM I wonder if I could mount them on my head sort of perm boob hat

LMAO!

Yanno MML...on you...it would look good!

spookyx · 2005-05-04, 01:42 AM

ohhhh nice new nat avatar

stuveltje · 2005-05-04, 02:57 PM

i saw that some time ago on telly woman like to have hardened nipples or how the fuck you name them, i wonder why, hell to show the guys they are horny or just think the weather is very cold? i alwys tried to hide mine (hey tmine are real), my hubby told me last time, "cool t-shirt you wearing hun, now put on a bra so we dont see those harden nipples of you, me with a red face yelling.......i am wearing a bra and dont look at my tits...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww damn guys

sue-fl · 2005-05-04, 05:40 PM

I agree with the other women on here! I don't like it when mine are poking out in public either!! I think it's a riot someone would like them like that all the time!

SirMoby · 2005-05-04, 07:30 PM

Why are are those only for women? I've been wearing things like that for years

MrMaryLou · 2005-05-04, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

Why are are those only for women? I've been wearing things like that for years

Ya know I thought I felt something in the back of my head

stuveltje · 2005-05-05, 12:05 PM

So SirMoby Has these http://www.compfused.com/directlink/544/

SirMoby · 2005-05-05, 03:51 PM

You see, chicks dig me because I have pointing nipples. Well, chicks and Mr Mary Lou

petite2 · 2005-05-05, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje

So SirMoby Has these http://www.compfused.com/directlink/544/

that's cool

Mishi · 2005-05-06, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by natalie

Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt

Word, sister!

Roby · 2005-05-06, 08:32 AM

That is cool

Cleo · 2005-05-06, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

Ya know I thought I felt something in the back of my head

That was Angel giving you a boob hat at last year's Florida convention.

wicked1 · 2005-05-06, 09:18 AM

I just had an idea |idea|

Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess.

|

Hows this for a sales pitch..

Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!.

Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair.

Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ???

As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer.

Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!

MrYum · 2005-05-06, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wicked1

I just had an idea |idea|

Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess.

|

Hows this for a sales pitch..

Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!.

Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair.

Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ???

As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer.

Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!

That's too priceless to pass up Wicked1...you gotta run with this idea

2005-05-03, 07:43 AM	#1
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2005-05-04, 01:42 AM	#9
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2005-05-04, 02:57 PM	#10
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	i saw that some time ago on telly woman like to have hardened nipples or how the fuck you name them, i wonder why, hell to show the guys they are horny or just think the weather is very cold? i alwys tried to hide mine (hey tmine are real), my hubby told me last time, "cool t-shirt you wearing hun, now put on a bra so we dont see those harden nipples of you, me with a red face yelling.......i am wearing a bra and dont look at my tits...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww damn guys __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2005-05-04, 05:40 PM	#11
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	I agree with the other women on here! I don't like it when mine are poking out in public either!! I think it's a riot someone would like them like that all the time!

2005-05-04, 07:30 PM	#12
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	Why are are those only for women? I've been wearing things like that for years

2005-05-05, 12:05 PM	#14
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	So SirMoby Has these http://www.compfused.com/directlink/544/ __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2005-05-05, 03:51 PM	#15
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	You see, chicks dig me because I have pointing nipples. Well, chicks and Mr Mary Lou

2005-05-06, 08:32 AM	#18
Roby Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 190	That is cool

2005-05-06, 09:18 AM	#20
wicked1 I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 82	I just had an idea \|idea\| Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess. \| Hows this for a sales pitch.. Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!. Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair. Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ??? As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer. Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!