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2005-11-23, 08:43 PM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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Since we're all in a joking mood :)
A little funny from the south:
An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!" The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar |
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2005-11-23, 08:48 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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Location: Earth on occasion
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2005-11-23, 09:01 PM
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Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
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It took me a second.
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2005-11-23, 09:04 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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That was very funny...
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2005-11-23, 09:09 PM
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Eighteen 'til I Die
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Mississippi
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I wreckin' tha to be rat
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2005-11-23, 09:37 PM
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on vacation
Join Date: Sep 2004
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lol- that's cute...I had to say it outloud to get it
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2005-11-23, 09:37 PM
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sunny Florida!
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Dayum...I hadta look at that thar twise
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2005-11-23, 09:49 PM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
And now a special for my friends down under: Question: What do you call a Aussie Redneck with 6 sheep? Answer: A pimp |
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2005-11-23, 09:54 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Earth on occasion
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Quote:
or a pappy with six kids  |
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2005-11-23, 10:41 PM
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES!
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Awesome
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2005-11-24, 06:21 AM
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Masterdam
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LOL LOL LOL
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2005-11-24, 09:20 AM
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Life is good
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Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Nice. I like the ID oneliner too.
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2005-11-24, 12:53 PM
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Montreal
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Cute, it took me a second also!
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