Virgin Needs 5 Million Hits to Get Laid

ArtWilliams · 2006-05-16, 10:12 AM

25-year-old says it's no joke -- he is a virgin and 5 million hits to website will net him sex

He claims to be a 25-year-old virgin from Toronto who needs five million hits on his website in 30 days to score with a platonic female friend.

Story here

Help him get laid by clicking here here

SirMoby · 2006-05-16, 10:22 AM

I want to see pics of Jen first. I'm not going to help him get laid by an ugly chick

Ramster · 2006-05-16, 03:29 PM

Shit like that is posted all the time. Myspace and others will flock there like they did the others.

Tell his ugly ass to get laid like the rest of us normal people!
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RawAlex · 2006-05-16, 04:35 PM

He will get laid alright... 5 millions views to a sexsearch ad is going to make him enough coin to rent a hotty for the night.

It is an interesting ploy to get a ton of traffic from exactly this type of thread.

Alex

dareutwo · 2006-05-16, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

Tell his ugly ass to get laid like the rest of us normal people!

You get laid????

Toby · 2006-05-16, 07:21 PM

Viral marketing 101

Fonz · 2006-05-17, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

He will get laid alright... 5 millions views to a sexsearch ad is going to make him enough coin to rent a hotty for the night.

It is an interesting ploy to get a ton of traffic from exactly this type of thread.

Alex

He'd be better off putting up a pussycash ad, then he'd get a hummer and the $$$

RawAlex · 2006-05-17, 01:06 PM

Yeah, he could win a hummer and get a hummer... Hmmm

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Alex

TotallyJeanette · 2006-05-17, 01:13 PM

Lol, I don't think he's a bad looking guy...wonder why he's a virgin. That doesn't make too much sence. Part of me thinks it's just a scam to get hits on his site...Who they hell would stay a virgin for that long? I'm sure he coulda picked up some drunk horny hoochie at a local bar. For that matter, how will we even know that he got laid because of this? I want video proof, and he better be fumblin around and nervous, or else I'd be pissed.

Thomas · 2006-05-18, 08:15 AM

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The Story of this Website:
Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media interviews were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

/Thomas

Simon · 2006-05-18, 09:20 AM

So ... does this mean Jen's not gonna fuck him?

SirMoby · 2006-05-18, 10:22 AM

I'm glad I refused to click on the link.

IWantU_Jeff · 2006-05-18, 12:39 PM

it still got them a crap load of hits

RawAlex · 2006-05-18, 12:48 PM

Absolute fucking scam... but proof that viral marketing works.

People should be tossed in jail for fraud on this one.

Alex

TotallyJeanette · 2006-05-18, 12:57 PM

I knew it! What a load!

porndragon · 2006-05-18, 07:22 PM

I got something similar to this on my myspace a while back about I need 2 mill hits to have a 3 some just junk if you ask me.

2006-05-16, 10:12 AM	#1
ArtWilliams You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 6,244	Virgin Needs 5 Million Hits to Get Laid 25-year-old says it's no joke -- he is a virgin and 5 million hits to website will net him sex He claims to be a 25-year-old virgin from Toronto who needs five million hits on his website in 30 days to score with a platonic female friend. Story here Help him get laid by clicking here here

2006-05-16, 03:29 PM	#3
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2006-05-18, 09:20 AM	#11
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	So ... does this mean Jen's not gonna fuck him? __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2006-05-18, 12:39 PM	#13
IWantU_Jeff Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5	it still got them a crap load of hits __________________ Jeff Brown ICQ: 528-178 http://affiliates.IwantU.com

2006-05-16, 10:22 AM	#2
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	I want to see pics of Jen first. I'm not going to help him get laid by an ugly chick

2006-05-16, 04:35 PM	#4
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	He will get laid alright... 5 millions views to a sexsearch ad is going to make him enough coin to rent a hotty for the night. It is an interesting ploy to get a ton of traffic from exactly this type of thread. Alex

2006-05-17, 01:06 PM	#8
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Yeah, he could win a hummer and get a hummer... Hmmm \ Alex

2006-05-17, 01:13 PM	#9
TotallyJeanette Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Riverside, Cali Posts: 95	Lol, I don't think he's a bad looking guy...wonder why he's a virgin. That doesn't make too much sence. Part of me thinks it's just a scam to get hits on his site...Who they hell would stay a virgin for that long? I'm sure he coulda picked up some drunk horny hoochie at a local bar. For that matter, how will we even know that he got laid because of this? I want video proof, and he better be fumblin around and nervous, or else I'd be pissed.

2006-05-18, 10:22 AM	#12
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	I'm glad I refused to click on the link.

2006-05-18, 12:48 PM	#14
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Absolute fucking scam... but proof that viral marketing works. People should be tossed in jail for fraud on this one. Alex

2006-05-18, 12:57 PM	#15
TotallyJeanette Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Riverside, Cali Posts: 95	I knew it! What a load!

2006-05-18, 07:22 PM	#16
porndragon Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 129	I got something similar to this on my myspace a while back about I need 2 mill hits to have a 3 some just junk if you ask me. __________________ Dave's Porn Links