Now I remember why I stopped smoking weed

[juggernaut]

This is no lie. About 30 mins ago the wife and I found one of my old hukas. Well I had some weed around and figured I would show her how it works. I cleaned it out and thought all was cool. Filled it up with bud, light and inhale. Well I sat back to let the hit take hold and felt something in my mouth. Jokingly I said to the wife there is a monster in my mouth. I opened to show her and there was a live spider on my tounge. NO shit!! Lost my high instantly, It was a about the size of a dime and black and hairy. I hate spiders and man that just freaked me out. Hukas in the trash and the weed is in the sewer lol. Never ever again.