Greenguy's Board


Go Back   Greenguy's Board > Chit Chat
Register FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 2012-12-20, 08:11 AM   #1
Cleo
Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
 
Cleo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
Sleepy It's the last day of existence. Morning it's Thursday 20121220

Our raccoon problem has returned. Woken up by strange noises in the house and this morning I see raccoon prints all over the floor, raccoon shit in the living room (I guess what I thought was cat shit the other day was raccoon shit) and the little monsters dragged stuff from our kitchen out into the back yard.

Guess I need to go by a raccoon trap so that I can catch and release them out in the Everglades, which is oddly not really legal.

Today would be a gym day for me but I probably won't make it since our stripper friend is coming down today and has a bad habit of setting off the alarm if I'm not home. She seems to be keypad impaired.

Lots of work to do today. I may go for a bike ride instead of going to the gym after our usually naked house guest arrives.



__________________
Free Rides on Uber and Lyft
Uber Car: uberTzTerri
Lyft Car: TZ896289
Cleo is offline   Reply With Quote
 

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:35 PM.


Mark Read
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© Greenguy Marketing Inc