Our raccoon problem has returned. Woken up by strange noises in the house and this morning I see raccoon prints all over the floor, raccoon shit in the living room (I guess what I thought was cat shit the other day was raccoon shit) and the little monsters dragged stuff from our kitchen out into the back yard.
Guess I need to go by a raccoon trap so that I can catch and release them out in the Everglades, which is oddly not really legal.
Today would be a gym day for me but I probably won't make it since our stripper friend is coming down today and has a bad habit of setting off the alarm if I'm not home. She seems to be keypad impaired.
Lots of work to do today. I may go for a bike ride instead of going to the gym after our usually naked house guest arrives.
