THE RULES Regarding Men

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I bet you watch the Lifetime Channel

You're making this way too hard.

Good men are easy to find but none will be good enough for my daughter.

Beer is nice but if I'm getting a blow job then I don't need beer. If I'm not getting a blow job then I need beer. I really only need them both on my birthday or when you wreck the car.

Male bonding is based on pain. If 2 guys go out drinking they will only become friends after they feel the pain of a hang over or they get arrested. If 2 guys get in a fight they will become friends only if they both hurt each other. A fishing trip is a bonding experience if it involves cold, rain, enough beer for a hang over or some natural disaster.

Women love shoes and men love toys. If you own more then 6 pairs of shoes then leave me and my latest gadget from Radio Shack alone.

If a man is bitching he wants to know how to fix the issue. We fix things and bitching means we need this fixed now. This is very different then women. If women are bitching they just want to vent. If they want help in solving the issue they'll manipulate men into fixing it, usually by making us think we have a chance at getting a blow job or some beer.

The world is our urinal.

It's late but I could easily go on as we are very easy to understand. If you don't believe it just ask any of us