Good Sunday Morning

Useless · 2008-01-13, 01:07 PM

So far it has been a quiet Vegas morning here. I think Preacher has gone to buy some plastic trash bags while I sit here trying to hack this dead hooker into smaller pieces. The problem with having a dead whore in the room of two dainty guys is that neither of us can comfortably carry the entire torso alone. This is a fucking mess and I'm starting to think that we should have paid her the $50 instead of taking this less expensive route.

I'm hoping to head downstairs for some breakfast soon. Carving a corpse with a stolen steak knife really builds a healthy appetite. I'm starving!

2008-01-13, 01:07 PM	#17
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	So far it has been a quiet Vegas morning here. I think Preacher has gone to buy some plastic trash bags while I sit here trying to hack this dead hooker into smaller pieces. The problem with having a dead whore in the room of two dainty guys is that neither of us can comfortably carry the entire torso alone. This is a fucking mess and I'm starting to think that we should have paid her the $50 instead of taking this less expensive route. I'm hoping to head downstairs for some breakfast soon. Carving a corpse with a stolen steak knife really builds a healthy appetite. I'm starving! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.