Good Sunday Morning

[Useless]

So far it has been a quiet Vegas morning here. I think Preacher has gone to buy some plastic trash bags while I sit here trying to hack this dead hooker into smaller pieces. The problem with having a dead whore in the room of two dainty guys is that neither of us can comfortably carry the entire torso alone. This is a fucking mess and I'm starting to think that we should have paid her the $50 instead of taking this less expensive route.

I'm hoping to head downstairs for some breakfast soon. Carving a corpse with a stolen steak knife really builds a healthy appetite. I'm starving!

[balls_deep]

Good Morning All, well afternoon yet again. One of these days I'm going to go to bed before 5AM.

Hope everyone is having fun in vegas.

I have a 5 hour drive ahead of me today, but not to vegas.

[digifan]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

So far it has been a quiet Vegas morning here. I think Preacher has gone to buy some plastic trash bags while I sit here trying to hack this dead hooker into smaller pieces. The problem with having a dead whore in the room of two dainty guys is that neither of us can comfortably carry the entire torso alone. This is a fucking mess and I'm starting to think that we should have paid her the $50 instead of taking this less expensive route.

I'm hoping to head downstairs for some breakfast soon. Carving a corpse with a stolen steak knife really builds a healthy appetite. I'm starving!

Bon appetite

I switched to tea and you owe me a new monitor now