Women and Washing Machines

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Originally Posted by Ocelot

Why did she put the blames on you? Aren't shes the one do the washing?

Because I was there (lucky me) she's a great girl but a tad emotional and she's sure as hell not very logical.

In order to keep the peace, I end up having to bite my tongue and just take it most of the time. As a result, most of the strippers in this town adore me. I have the ability to complement their strengths and ignore their weaknesses. I always make them feel they are the hottest thing since sliced bread and I seldom burst their bubble just because the bread is a bit moldy on the inside.

Because of that, I'm the only pervert in this town that can consistently talk them out of their clothes in front of a camera.

I've found that if I give a girl the respect she expects (even if she hasn't earned it) that most of them will respect you back. Funny thing is that quite a few will surprise you and earn your respect over time.

Also remember, I have to deal with the worst of the drama queens, the biggest emotional basket cases, the most stuck-up ego-trippers, the worst of the substance abusers, and just plain abusive and abrasive personalities on a daily basis - sometimes it's not so good to be me......

But then again - I get to fuck a bunch of them - maybe being me isn't so bad after all

Bottom line - the poor girl was distressed, I was there and she was able to vent, the clothes can be replaced and we'll remain friends regardless.