A good Saturday morning everyone!

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Originally Posted by Simon

Felt very weird to have people looking at and touching my things again.

I love having people looking at and touching my...things.

Well, this summer is officially a wash. Where the hell is the rewind button? I've worked much more physical labor than I like too, but it was to help pay down my credit cards since I was buying content and fun shit like that. We were originally supposed to go to Disney with the kids AND my brother-in-law and his wife - which is why I didn't get to go to XBiz. Luckily, that got canceled. I hated the idea of going on vacation with other my brother-in-law and his annoying never-shut-the-hell-up wife. (Why would we go with them? Why not just go on our own?)

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Anyway, since that fell through, they (my wife, her brother and his wife) decided that we'd go away for a few days together. Oh fucking joy! THEY wanted to go camping. I DON'T CAMP. I don't do tents. I don't do outdoor living. So they've rented a camp instead. A camp is basically an old, cramped house that smells musty. And where is this lovely camp? 30 FUCKING MINUTES AWAY!!! I mean, what the fuck? It's not even waterfront. It's an ugly old house sitting in the woods half an hour away. There's no water, no pool, no anything. There isn't a goddamned thing you can do there that you can't do here. In fact, there are many fewer things to do there than here. WHAT THE FUCK? And why - because my sister-in-law doesn't like to go places where there are things to do and see because then she gets stressed thinking about all the things that she has to do and see. WHAT THE FUCK? Plus, she didn't want to spend time and money on traveling to our destination. Look up the definition of VACATION you ignorant cunt. At least we're spending just as much on staying there as we would at a hotel, on a lake, with air conditioning and internet access and within walking distance of several nice restaurants - you dumb fuck.

I'm an air conditioned hotel kind of guy. A let's have fun kind of guy. Not a let's sit on the porch and swat away mosquitoes kind of guy.
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So don't be surprised when I bitch about how my wife wants a divorce after I spend several days attempting to make them all as fucking miserable as I'm going to be. And yeah - since it's ONLY 30 MINUTES AWAY, don't be surprised to see me home and post on the board every day. Don't be shocked if I spend a good part of my day home, swimming in my pool and enjoying the quiet splendor of my empty house.

EDIT: My wife came in and I read part of the last paragraph to her and she told me I should stay home. That was easy.