Yesterday I had soya mince for dinner and as I don't often eat soya I had forgotten that there is a good reason I don't often eat the stuff. I have been on the toilet all morning!
I'm guessing this is soya's revenge on me for yesterday's post.
Either that, or it is a punishment for eating vegetarian food. If it is the latter, will someone please tell God that I am only a "temporary vegetarian" and not a full time one, so it is not my fault that all those acres of rainforest were ripped up to grow soya to feed the burgeoning vegetarian community, and it is not my fault that 100s of species of His animals went extinct. That is the fault of the full time vegetarians, give them the shits, not me!