Monday June 1st (aka Hello June)

[Useless]

Originally Posted by hincapie

Anybody out torching police cars???

I prefer to set neighbor's cars on fire, that way it doesn't affect my taxes.


I have been trying to get my mother to set up Zelle on her bank account so I can send her money, but a task that would take the average person three minutes has taken a week. I asked her for her email address and it has "69" in it. So, quite naturally, I asked her why the hell she has sixty-nine in it. She called me a sick cookie and said that was her age at the time of creating the email account. Jesus Christ.

Otherwise, it's just another day in the ghetto for me.