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Old 2020-06-01, 11:43 AM   #1
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Anybody out torching police cars???
I prefer to set neighbor's cars on fire, that way it doesn't affect my taxes.


I have been trying to get my mother to set up Zelle on her bank account so I can send her money, but a task that would take the average person three minutes has taken a week. I asked her for her email address and it has "69" in it. So, quite naturally, I asked her why the hell she has sixty-nine in it. She called me a sick cookie and said that was her age at the time of creating the email account. Jesus Christ.

Otherwise, it's just another day in the ghetto for me.
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