Crash, bang, boom, my trees are falling

[Cleo]

So I'm laying in bed watching TV and I hear this big crash. I didn't bother to see what it was and next thing I know a bunch of black guys are at my front door wanting to remove my fallen tree branch from the street in front of my house for just $500 bucks. This is a huge branch that was about 20 meters high with lots of smaller branches.

Being the cheap bitch that I am I told them no thank you and would get my boyfriend to do it, I need to get one of these some day… maybe.

Had to go to the gas station first to buy some gas for my chain saw. All woman have one of these don't they?

Come back and a lady cop is in my front yard and lucky she is a lesbian. Next thing one of the the lesbians couples who live on my block come out and another lesbian cop comes by too.

It was great, I did the chain saw thing and all of them dragged branches into a pile for bulk trash pickup which isn't for another month as we just had one, forth Monday of the month. So we made a big pile behind one of my hedges.

My faith in people went up a notch today.