How old will you live?

[Cleo]

Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on

[cd34]

if the quality of my life continues the way it is, then I don't want all of my extra 45.

I am going to auction off my extra years at gabboslifeauctions.com

haha

[Jim]

Holy Shit...I am supposed to die sometime this year
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I better get things in order

[T Pat]

Originally Posted by Jim

Holy Shit...I am supposed to die sometime this year
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I better get things in order

Dead Man Walking |shocking|
Just think Jim if you make it through the year you can join Chop Smith and I in our exclusive club "porn peddlers that should be dead"

[ecchi]

RE "I am supposed to die sometime this year" - You have remembered to include me in your will, haven't you ?

[ecchi]

RE "Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on" That depends. If you are going to leave me anything in your will, stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet. But if I don't benefit from your early death than I suggest a few steak and ale pies.

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by ecchi

stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet.

What wasn't on that test is the Used to do all and every drug except liqueur and cigarettes but I have been a vegetarian most of my life.

I guess if I survived extended sessions of substance induce euphoria by smoking it, injecting it, snorting it, eating it, drinking it, or my favorite seeing how many ways at once you can do it, then I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it. Drug abuse does have its benefits after all I guess besides the fact that I got so bored with it that I know I'll never be able to enjoy them again.

Then again coffee and weed is a drug.

A few years ago someone that I was dating took me to Jamaica. The whole time we were there she kept on eating this thing called Jerk Pork. She liked it so much that she paid a tour guild to take us to a private place where the locals hung out and cooked over a big open pit. She wouldn't stop bugging me to taste this nasty looking hunk of dead burnt animal flesh so I took a bit and tasted it. In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning for the next day or so. You all can keep you dead animals.

[ArtWilliams]

Thanks Cleo for the great link.

I thought it was odd that parents with cancer was a factor but parents with heart disease was not! All the Heart and Stoke surveys weight this heavily.

I've got 40 years left and I am 43 so I guess that makes me middle aged. Oh hum ........................

... Art

[Ms Naughty]

They told me I had to seriously cut back on alcohol and chocolate.

I found myself wondering if it was worth living to 80 if I couldn't have chardonnay and chocolate and it was a bit of a line ball.

They also defined "meat" as "red meat" rather than "anything that used to be an animal" which set my final result back a bit. I like the idea of vegetarianism but I couldn't go there because I just like eating steak and chicken and fish too much. And there's no way I'm giving up mashed potatoes... a life on Atkins has got to be a life half lived...

[Kinky]

damn I've got 40.1 years left on this miserable planet maybe I should start smoking again

[XXXSharonXXX]

i got 97.7 years

[cd34]

so far, it seems that cleo's vegan, tokin, tranny photographin, house remodelin lifestyle leads the pack.

And here I thought I was leading a rather healthy lifestyle.

Eat Fit, Stay Healthy, and die anyway.

[ecchi]

Just rediscovered this. Useful advice for those who want higher scores on this thing.

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." -Woody Allen

(I also think it would make a great epitaph for Hunter S. Thompson)

[NastyTaylor]

I will live around 60 years more!!

[dareutwo]

87.4 so exactly what day will that be???

I'm shooting for 100, but I'm setting up the kids for 150-200. Seriously.
Too many smart people working on seemingly improbably tasks aided by massive computing power, have at it.

My father died and was revived on the operating table during heart surgery, that was 16 years ago.
What have they come up with since then?

[ecchi]

RE : "What have they come up with since then?" - Global warming, more pollutants, mobile phones, caffeine in beer, new recreational drugs, more shootings, etc., etc., etc.. Plenty to ensure you live 20 years less than your father, and your children live 20 years less than you.

Ain't I just a ray of sunshine ?

[Cleo]

They have learned how to grow marijuana that smells and tastes much better without any seeds that is super potent. Now if they could just do something about the insane price of crypt…

[ecchi]

On the subject of age, Cleo, in your sig is a link to a supplier of content for paysites. Why don't they allow people over 65 to visit their site (you have to be born after 1939 to enter the site)?

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by ecchi

On the subject of age, Cleo, in your sig is a link to a supplier of content for paysites. Why don't they allow people over 65 to visit their site (you have to be born after 1939 to enter the site)?

I have no idea, that is odd.

I just know that they have good feeds and are good to do business with. FoxyAngel uses their feeds in her paysite so that is how I know of them.

[natalie]

Your calculated health span is 86.5 years. I am 34 so I have ages left to make my millions What scares me is when Mr Punani does it and he gets something like 65 years... Altho I am 9 years older so hoopefully he gets 77 years One thing I didnt get was that it asked about your parents deaths but had no option for them still being alive!

[SirMoby]

Damn! GG is going to live longer then me.

I'll live until 69.7 and my guess is that they'll raise the retirement age so while the government takes social security from me on a regular basis I will never get a single penny of it back

[Thumbler]

72.6 and I'm currently 50. I think one thing that brought it down was my weight gain since I stopped smoking - it reckoned I was overweight

[fireorange]

It gave me 80 years
And I'm still 20!

[funbrunette]

They say satan never dies....lol