How old will you live?

Useless · 2005-02-21, 10:29 PM

Your calculated health span is 77.5 years.

Christ! I don't want to be here that long.

I need more sleep.
I need to drink less coffee and more tea.
I should drink alcohol MORE often.

I should start taking aspirin.
I should use protection when screwing strangers.
I need to floss more often.
I eat too much meat.
I should take vitamin E.
I need to excercise more often.

Here's the part I don't understand. It says this under my BMI score:
Significantly overweight, meaning you are at significant risk for obesity-related illnesses such as heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, diabetes and cancer.

Umm... I'm 165lbs. What do they want from me?

2005-02-21, 10:29 PM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Your calculated health span is 77.5 years. Christ! I don't want to be here that long. I need more sleep. I need to drink less coffee and more tea. I should drink alcohol MORE often. I should start taking aspirin. I should use protection when screwing strangers. I need to floss more often. I eat too much meat. I should take vitamin E. I need to excercise more often. Here's the part I don't understand. It says this under my BMI score: Significantly overweight, meaning you are at significant risk for obesity-related illnesses such as heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, diabetes and cancer. Umm... I'm 165lbs. What do they want from me? __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

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