sex and food

[natalie]

Originally Posted by Simon

Let's see, I think it was menthol toothpaste... some cinnamon oil... a little wasabi powder... and chili peppers... no, wait, wrong board.

at Natalie

Ouch Simon that brings back bad memories...

My ex-husband used to love making chili sauce, he would bring home boxes of the bastards and sit there chopping them up. (you can see where this goin already hey) One night he didnt wash his hands properly and we went to bed. Foreplay + chilis do not mix!!!
End of story.. I spent 2 hours sitting in a cold bath trying to ease the pain and did not have sex for a week.
I did however get my revenge one day, I used something called Tigerbalm for back troubles, its like Dencorub or DeepHeat but it contains chili and some other nasties. Hehee oops I got some on the end of his dick!