Custom recips and custom text?

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Being a highly sought after SEO, I'll give you my horribly professional opinion on this matter. It is good that some of you use the list's pre-built recips. It is good that some of you do what ponygirl does. It is good that some of you absolutely fuck up the entire process, yet somehow the link still works. Let me throw a word at ya that I learned from a guy named Bill. Chaos.

Link to me in as many possible different ways as you can and I'll give you big hugs and wet kisses.