Looking for a mentor!

[walrus]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Before you waste someone's time by selecting them as a mentor, you first need to decide if you are right for this business.

Do you have any social phobias or anxieties?
Can you finish a pot of coffee after your spouse leaves for the day?
Do you consider bathing a daily ritual or something you do after you start feeling sticky?
Do you have a comfortable couch to nap on during the day?
Do you prefer to work in the dark?
Do you go to bed with your spouse at night, have sex, then get back up and go to your computer because you have an idea you need to start working right at that moment or you won't be able to sleep?

I'm fucked I answered yes to everyone of the damn questions except I don't have a spouse so it's a dinner date, a couple drinks and then sex and then back to the computer.