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Old 2007-11-26, 10:36 AM   #33
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"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar." -- The Metatron

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I have that effect on extremely kinky women.



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My wife and I watched The Nativity Story a few nights ago. And the Angel Gabriel shows to tell Mary that she is going to have Gods kid and when the kid is born, he tells everyone. So I tell her that must have been a mistake because whenever God talks, he uses the Metatron. She says she never heard such a word and there is no way it's in the bible. Ends up, she was right. the Metatron is only mentioned in the Hebrew Bible.

I do love a good mythical story like Zeus, Hercules, Jesus...etc.
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