The "CTRL+V" game

[Simon]

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar." -- The Metatron


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Originally Posted by Cleo

Simon makes me hot.

I have that effect on extremely kinky women.



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[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Simon

The Metatron

He couldn't swallow and had to spit plus he had no penis and was like a Barbie doll down there.

[Jim]

Originally Posted by Simon

"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar." -- The Metatron

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I have that effect on extremely kinky women.



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My wife and I watched The Nativity Story a few nights ago. And the Angel Gabriel shows to tell Mary that she is going to have Gods kid and when the kid is born, he tells everyone. So I tell her that must have been a mistake because whenever God talks, he uses the Metatron. She says she never heard such a word and there is no way it's in the bible. Ends up, she was right. the Metatron is only mentioned in the Hebrew Bible.

I do love a good mythical story like Zeus, Hercules, Jesus...etc.